CARS, TECHNOLOGY, IT'S ALL

GETTING CRAZY.

NO WONDER WE GET MAD AT

EACH OTHER.

WE DON'T UNDERSTAND THINGS

ANYMORE.

TECHNOLOGY'S DRIVING US NUTS.

THEY MAKE YOU THINK IT'S CHEAP

AND EASY TO USE AND

UNDERSTANDABLE.

DIG THIS.

I WENT AND BOUGHT ONE OF THESE

LASER JET PRINTERS A WHILE BACK.

NINETY-NINE BUCKS FOR A

BRAND-NEW LASER JET PRINTER.

WHAT A STEAL, I THOUGHT.

NINETY-NINE BUCKS.

'TIL A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO,

LITTLE INK CARTRIDGE RAN OUT

AND I HAD TO BUY A NEW ONE...

$700.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

SO I WENT TO THE PET SHOP.

I BOUGHT MYSELF AN OCTOPUS.

[LAUGHTER]

EVERY TIME THE INK CARTRIDGE

RUNS OUT, I JUST STRAPPED IT

TO HIS LITTLE ASS.

THROW MY SHARK COSTUME ON.

SNEAK UP ON HIS TANK AND SCARE

THE CRAP OUT OF HIM.

GET MY INK FOR FREE NOW.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]