CARS, TECHNOLOGY, IT'S ALL
GETTING CRAZY.
NO WONDER WE GET MAD AT
EACH OTHER.
WE DON'T UNDERSTAND THINGS
ANYMORE.
TECHNOLOGY'S DRIVING US NUTS.
THEY MAKE YOU THINK IT'S CHEAP
AND EASY TO USE AND
UNDERSTANDABLE.
DIG THIS.
I WENT AND BOUGHT ONE OF THESE
LASER JET PRINTERS A WHILE BACK.
NINETY-NINE BUCKS FOR A
BRAND-NEW LASER JET PRINTER.
WHAT A STEAL, I THOUGHT.
NINETY-NINE BUCKS.
'TIL A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO,
LITTLE INK CARTRIDGE RAN OUT
AND I HAD TO BUY A NEW ONE...
$700.
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]
SO I WENT TO THE PET SHOP.
I BOUGHT MYSELF AN OCTOPUS.
[LAUGHTER]
EVERY TIME THE INK CARTRIDGE
RUNS OUT, I JUST STRAPPED IT
TO HIS LITTLE ASS.
THROW MY SHARK COSTUME ON.
SNEAK UP ON HIS TANK AND SCARE
THE CRAP OUT OF HIM.
GET MY INK FOR FREE NOW.
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]