Hari Kondabolu - Back to the Future

  • Season 15 , Ep 7
  • 01/11/2011
  • Views: 12,193

Hari Kondabolu can't understand hating someone because they prefer a sequel over an original. (2:54)

BETWEEN PEOPLE OFDIFFERENT FAITHS IN THE WORLD

THAT DOESN'T REALLYMAKE SENSE TO ME.

ESPECIALLY THE HATREDBETWEEN THE JEWS,

THE CHRISTIANS,AND THE MUSLIMS.

THOSE AREABRAHAMIC RELIGIONS.

THEY HAVE A LOTIN COMMON.

THE JEWS HAVETHE "TORAH."

THE "TORAH'S'" THE OLDTESTAMENT IN THE "BIBLE."

THE STUFF THAT'S INTHE "TORAH," AND THE "BIBLE,"

THAT MAKES UPA LOT OF THE "KORAN."

ONE COULD ARGUE THATTHE LATTER TWO RELIGIONS

ARE REALLY SEQUELS TOTHE FIRST RELIGION.

THAT'S WEIRD.

TO HATE SOMEBODY SIMPLYBECAUSE THEY LIKE A SEQUEL?

[audience laughing]

YEAH, THAT'S LIKEIF I LIKED THE MOVIE,

"BACK TO THE FUTURE,"AND HATED SOMEBODY

WHO LIKED THE MOVIE,"BACK TO THE FUTURE II."

[audience applauding]

"YOU LIKE'BACK TO THE FUTURE II?'

"WHAT ARE YOU CRAZY?"

"WHERE'S IT SAY ANYTHINGABOUT HOVER BOARDS

"IN 'BACK TO THE FUTURE?'

"WHEN DOC BROWN GOESTO HIS PROPHET, MARTY MCFLY,

"DOES HE MENTION HOVERBOARDS AND SPORTS ALMANACS?

"SERIOUSLY!"

"I MEAN, WHATEVER MAN.

"'BACK TO THEFUTURE ONE' WAS--"

"HUH, DON'T CALL IT'BACK TO THE FUTURE ONE.'

"THERE IS ONLY ONE'BACK TO THE FUTURE!'"

[cheers and applause]

THAT'S LIKE MYFAVORITE MOVIE, MAN.

I LOVE "BACKTO THE FUTURE."

IT'S LIKE THE BEST.

BUT I HAVE SOMEISSUES WITH IT,

LIKE WITH ALLTIME TRAVEL FILMS,

'CAUSE THE MAIN CHARACTER ISTOLD NOT TO CHANGE THE PAST,

'CAUSE THE PRESENTWILL BE FOREVER ALTERED,

AS IF THE PRESENT WASSO GREAT TO BEGIN WITH.

THAT'S THE WHOLE TIME,DOC BROWN'S LIKE,

"NO MARTY-- YOUCAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING--

"THE SPACE/TIMECONTINUUM--

"YOUR PARENTSWILL NEVER MEET.

"THEY'LL BE JIGAWATSALL OVER THE PLACE.

"THE FLUX CAPACITOR.

"YOU CAN'T CHANGEANYTHING!"

"BUT-BUT DOC, I MEAN,IF WE CAN PREVENT SLAVERY

"I MEAN, SHOULDN'TWE PREVENT--"

"NO, MARTY, YOUCAN'T PREVENT SLAVERY!

"ABSOLUTELY NOT--IF YOU PREVENT SLAVERY,

"THEN ROCK AND ROLLWON'T EXIST.

"NO, MARTY YOU CAN'T--NO, MARTY, YOU CAN'T PREVENT

"THE GENOCIDE OF THE NATIVEAMERICANS-- ABSOLUTELY NOT,

"BECAUSE THEN, WHITE KIDSCAN'T PLAY LACROSSE.

"NO, MARTY,YOU CAN'T-- NO, NO!

"GREAT SCOTT-- I'M A RACIST,MARTY-- I'M A RACIST!

"AND I THINKI WANNA TO BE A COWBOY."

[cheers and applause]

THERE'S, UH, THERE'S STILLA LOT OF RACISM IN THIS COUNTRY

LIKE WHAT YOU'RE SEEINGIN ARIZONA, RIGHT NOW.

IT'S REMARKABLE.

THIS ANTI-IMMIGRATIONLEGISLATION

THAT THEY'RE TRYINGTO PUSH, RIGHT,

WHERE THEY ALLOWPOLICE OFFICERS

TO RACIALLY PROFILEUNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS.

ESPECIALLY PEOPLE INTHE MEXICAN COMMUNITY.

I THINK THAT'S HORRENDOUS--BUT WHAT AMAZES ME

IS THAT PEOPLESUPPORT THIS LAW.

I WAS WATCHING THE NEWS--THIS WOMAN IN ARIZONA,

LOOKING AT A CAMERA,STRAIGHT-FACED-- SHE SAYS,

"HEY, WE'RE JUST TRYINGTO BRING THE COUNTRY BACK

"TO THE WAYIT USED TO BE!"

"THE WAY IT USED TO BE?"

LADY, YOU'RE IN ARIZONA--IT USED TO BE MEXICO.

I MEAN, WHAT ARE YOUTALKIN' ABOUT, LIKE?

[cheers and applause]

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