Craigslist Roommates - Can I Sniff Your S**t?

  • Season 1 , Ep 01021
  • 02/10/2014
  • Views: 6,682

Abbi Jacobson, Ilana Glazer and Hannibal Buress come up with questions that they wouldn't want to be asked by a potential roommate. (1:55)

ROOMMATES.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

WELL, I'M EXCITED, TOO.

THANKS TO CRAIGSLIST,

ACCIDENTALLY FINDING A WEIRD

ROOMMATE IS NOW EASIER THAN

EVER.

ROOMMATE SCREENING QUESTIONS

LIKE "ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO CATS?"

HAVE BECOME "ARE YOU HIDING A

PREGNANCY?"

(LAUGHTER)

OR MAYBE BOTH.

(AUDIENCE REACTS)

REMEMBER THIS?

YOU THOUGHT IT WAS GONE FOREVER.

SURPRISE!

WE PAINTED IT BACK INTO YOUR

NIGHTMARES.

(LAUGHTER)

COMEDIANS, I WANT YOU TO RING IN

WITH SOME ROOMMATE SCREENING

QUESTIONS THAT YOU NEVER WANT TO

BE ASKED.

I'M GOING TO PUT 60 SECONDS ON

THE CLOCK STARTING NOW.

YES, HANNIBAL.

>> ARE YOU CHILL?

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: POINTS.

ABBI.

>> HOW FAST DOES IT TAKE TO YOU

(BLEEP)?

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: POINTS.

ILANA.

>> CAN I SNIFF YOUR (BLEEP)?

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: YOU MEAN LITERALLY, OR

JUST STUFF?

>> YOU KNOW, AT FIRST I MEANT

STUFF, AND THEN IT WAS TAKEN AS

(BLEEP), AND I'M GOING TO GO

WITH (BLEEP).

>> Chris: OKAY, POINTS.

ABBI.

>> WHERE DO YOU STORE YOUR

SCABS?

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: IN MY TUMMY.

POINTS.

HANNIBAL?

>> ARE YOU COMFORTABLE WITH

ALANIS MORISSETTE'S DEFINITION

OF IRONY?

(LAUGHTER)

(APPLAUSE)

>> Chris: POINTS.

ABBI.

>> HAVE YOU EVER BEFORE GOTTEN

AN AMATEUR PAP SMEAR?

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: POINTS, YES, POINTS.

HANNIBAL.

>> DO YOU BELIEVE 9/11 WAS AN

INSIDE JOB?

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: POINTS.

POINTS.

(APPLAUSE)

ABBI?

>> HYPOTHETICALLY, HOW FAST CAN

YOU GET OUT OF A BURNING

BUILDING?

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: POINTS.

HANNIBAL.

>> HOW MANY EPISODES OF "COUGAR

TOWN" HAVE YOU WATCHED?

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: MY QUESTION IS WHAT

ANSWER ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?

>> SIX TO TEN.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: POINTS, POINTS.

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