Craigslist Roommates - Can I Sniff Your S**t?

  • Season 1, Ep 01021
  • 02/10/2014
  • Views: 6,374

Abbi Jacobson, Ilana Glazer and Hannibal Buress come up with questions that they wouldn't want to be asked by a potential roommate. (1:59)

CRAIGSLIST ROOMMATES.

I'M EXCITED, TOO.

>> THANKS TO CRAIGSLIST, FINDINGSCREENING QUESTIONS LIKE

"ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO CATS?"HAS BECOME "ARE YOU HIDING A

PREGNANCY?"OR MAYBE BOTH.

REMEMBER THIS?

YOU THOUGHT IT WAS GONE FOREVER.

SURPRISE!

WE PAINTED IT BACK INTO YOURNIGHTMARES.

( LAUGHTER )COMEDIANS, I WANT YOU TO RING IN

WITH SOME ROOMMATE SCREENINGQUESTIONS YOU NEVER WANT TO BE

ASKED.

I'M GOING TO PUT 60 SECONDS ONCLOCK.

HANNIBAL.

>> ARE YOU CHILL?

>> HOW FAST DOES IT TAKE TO YOU( BLEEP )?

>> POINTS.

LLANA.

>> CAN I SNIFF YOUR ( BLEEP )?

>> YOU MEAN LITERALLY, OR JUSTSTUFF?

>> AT FIRST I MEANT STUFF, ANDTHEN IT WAS TAKEN AS ( BLEEP ),

AND I'M GOING TO GO WITH( BLEEP ).

>> OKAY, POINT.

ABBI.

>> WHERE DO YOU STORE YOURSCABS?

>> IN MY TUMMY.

POINTS.

HANNIBAL?

>> ARE YOU COMFORTABLE WITHALANIS MORISSETTE'S DEFINITION

OF IRONY?

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

>> POINTS.

ABBI.

>> HAVE YOU EVER BEFORE GOTTENAN AMATEUR PAP SMEAR?

>> POINTS, YES, POINTS.

HANNIBAL.

>> DO YOU BELIEVE 9/11 WAS ANINSIDE JOB?

>> POINTS.

POINT.

( APPLAUSE )ABBI?

>> HYPOTHETICALLY, HOW FAST CANYOU GET OUT OF A BURNING

BUILDING?

>> POINTS.

HANNIBAL.

>> HOW MANY EPISODES OF "COUGARTOWN" HAVE YOU WATCHED?

>> MY QUESTION IS WHAT ANSWERARE YOU LOOKING FOR?

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