Retta - Men Should Shave Their Armpits

  • Season 8 , Ep 5
  • 02/12/2004
  • Views: 8,637

That little Don King-in-a-headlock look is not cute. (1:24)

HOW MANY WOMEN HERE AGREE WITH

ME THAT MEN SHOULD ALSO SHAVE

THEIR ARMPITS?

[APPLAUSE]

HALLELUJAH.

THANK YOU.

[MALE AUDIENCE MEMBER BOO'S]

YEAH, KEEP IT DOWN,

KEEP IT DOWN, KEEP IT DOWN.

'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT, FELLAS?

THAT LITTLE DON KING IN A

HEADLOCK, THAT LOOK IS NOT HOT.

THAT'S NOT CUTE.

I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU DON'T

SHAVE.

Y'ALL ARE MORE SKANK THAN WE

ARE.

I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME THAT I

THOUGHT THAT MEN SHOULD SHAVE

THEIR ARMPITS.

IT WAS MANY YEARS AGO.

I WAS WATCHING MTV UNPLUGGED.

AND LL COOL J WAS PERFORMING.

AND LL HAD ON NO SHIRT AND

RIGHTFULLY SO BECAUSE LL'S BODY

IS SLAMMING.

HE WAS SINGING, "MAMA SAID

KNOCK YOU OUT."

AND HE WAS LIKE, "YEAH.

YEAH."

AND I WAS LIKE, "NO."

[LAUGHTER]

BECAUSE IT WAS PAINFULLY OBVIOUS

THAT LL BELIEVED LIKE MOST

AMERICANS THAT MEN SHOULD NOT

SHAVE THEIR ARMPITS.

IT WAS ALSO PAINFULLY OBVIOUS

THAT LL USED STICK DEODORANTS.

[LAUGHTER]

'CAUSE HE HAD BIG WHITE CHUNKS

TRAPPED IN THE FOLLICLES

OF HIS PITS.

IT LOOKED LIKE SOMEBODY HAD

CRUMPLED A DOUBLE STUFFED

OREO UP THERE.

[LAUGHTER]

SO, PLEASE, FELLAS, IF YOU'RE

NOT GONNA SHAVE THEN AEROSOL

SPRAY IT 'CAUSE WE DON'T WANNA

SEE ALL THAT FETA CHEESE.

[LAUGHTER]

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