Gas Station Rebate - Campout

  • Season 1 , Ep 4
  • 03/21/2013
  • Views: 6,017

As the rebate challenge continues overnight, Nathan bonds with the remaining customers. (2:24)

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- DO YOU GUYS KNOW WON'T BE THE SAME

BY PETTINGER, BOJANIC,AND HOOPER?

- NOPE.

- IT'S A ROYALTY-FREEMUSIC SONG

FROM THE INTERNET.

- WELL, PLAY IT.LET'S HEAR IT.

- IT GOES A LITTLESOMETHING LIKE THIS.

♪ THESE DAYSI JUST CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT ♪

♪ I GOT TOO MANY ANGLES

♪ RUNNING ROUND MY BRAIN

♪ 'CAUSE I KNOW

♪ IT WON'T BE THE SAME

♪ WON'T BE THE--

- THE ONLY DRUGSTHAT THE FDA WILL APPROVE

ARE DRUGS THATPHARMACEUTICAL COMPANIES

WILL SPEND $200 MILLION ON.

- AS RAY BEGAN LECTURING MEABOUT ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE,

I FOUND MYSELF REGRETTINGTHIS WHOLE PLAN.

- NATUROPATHS DRINK URINE.

THEY TELL THEIR PATIENTSTO DRINK URINE,

AND THAT'S PART OF A CURE,AND THE REASON WHY--

- SO YOU WOULD DRINK URINE?

- IT'S SAFER THANALMOST ANYTHING OUT THERE.

- IF MY NATUROPATH TOLD METO DRINK URINE,

I MIGHT--I MIGHT--

- LIKE, WHOSE URINE?

- THEIR OWN URINE.

- DRINK YOUR OWN URINE?- YEAH.

- BUT AS THE NIGHT WENT ON,

I BEGAN TO SEE THAT RAY,LAURIE, AND ELIZABETH

WEREN'T JUST CHEAPSKATESLOOKING FOR A DEAL.

IN FACT, MONEY WASTHE LEAST OF THEIR PROBLEMS.

- SO NOW THE STATE POLICEMAJOR CRIMES SQUAD

IS INVESTIGATING MEFOR ARSON.

STILL WEAR MY WEDDING RING25 YEARS LATER.

HAVEN'T TALKED TO HERIN 23 YEARS OR SO.

- YOU NEED TO BEWITH SOMEONE ELSE.

YOUR WIFE LEFT YOU25 YEARS AGO,

AND YOU HAVEN'TMOVED ON YET.

- HOW COME I HAVETO DO THIS FIRST?

- 'CAUSE YOU HAVE NO FEAROF ANYTHING.

- I HAVE A FEAROF KISSING PEOPLE.

- HEY.- OH, LAURIE.

- THAT'S NOT LAURIE.- YES, IT'S ON LAURIE.

- YOU KNOW, I WASN'TSUPPOSED TO LEAVE HIM.

YOU KNOW,I WAS SUPPOSED TO STAY.

UM...

BUT YOU CAN ONLY PUSHA PERSON SO FAR.

- DO YOU WANT A HUG?

- THANK YOU.

- SO THE PHARMACEUTICALCOMPANIES DON'T WANT US TO KNOW

THAT WE CANDRINK OUR OWN PEE

AND THAT WILL CUREEVERY DISEASE?

- THAT'S RIGHT.HOW COME YOU GOT AWAY WITH--

- OH!RAY!

- WHAT?- ELIZABETH.

- RAY.[laughs]

- BY THE END OF THE NIGHT,

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