Cookies for Everyone

  • Season 1, Ep 7
  • 12/12/2013
  • Views: 3,404

Adam does the Lady Troopers a favor and buys up all of their cookies. (0:56)

- OOH.WHAT'S HAPPENIN'?

EXCUSE ME.SORRY.

- HEY, ADAM.

I MADE THIS JUST FOR YOU,

AND SEVEN OTHER PEOPLE.

- WHOA, SOMEONE'S GONNADIE TONIGHT.

VERY COOL.

[doorbell ringing]

AAH!

[girls shrieking]

I'M THE COOKIE MONSTER!

OH, MY GOSH, I'M KIDDING.I'M JUST A HUMAN BEING.

I'M NOT A MONSTER.

BUT YOU'RE IN LUCK, BECAUSEI WILL TAKE ALL OF THESE.

- ALL OF WHAT?

- ALL OF THE COOKIES.DUH, YOU DUMB IDIOT.

HERE YOU GO.

HERE'S, LIKE,IT'S, LIKE, 14 HUNDO,

SO I WILLTAKE THEM.

- THERE'S $300 HERE.

- OH, YEAH?IS THERE $300 THERE?

WHY DON'T YOU COUNT AGAIN?

YOU NEED TO GOBACK TO SCHOOL, GIRL.

HERE WE GO.

COOKIES FOR EVERYONE!

[all screaming]

COOKIE, COOKIE, COOKIE, COOKIE,COOKIE, COOKIE.

[cheers and applause]

OH, MY GOD.

COOKIES!

COOKIES!

OH, OH, MY GOD.

I GOTTA ADMIT, GUYS,I'M REALLY STONED RIGHT NOW.

AND I KNOW IT'S SUPER EARLYIN THE SHOW,

BUT THIS NEXT GUYIS HILARIOUS,

EVEN IF YOU'RE NOTSUPER STONED.

LET'S KEEP IT GOING

FOR COMEDY'SRON BABCOCK!

[cheers and applause]

- HEY, GUYS.FUN FACT--

DID YOU GUYS KNOW

THAT ALEXANDER THE GREATWAS 33 YEARS OLD

WHEN HE RULEDTHE OTTOMAN EMPIRE?

33.

I'M 33, AND I DON'T EVENOWN A COUCH,

LET ALONEAN OTTOMAN.

[laughter and applause]

COMEDY HAS ARRIVED, PEOPLE,AND ITS NAME IS BABCOCK!

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