Jeff Ross - Roasting Female Prisoners

Jeff Ross Roasts Criminals: Live at Brazos County Jail Season 1, Ep 101 06/13/2015 Views: 207,096

Jeff Ross heads over to the women's side of Brazos County Jail to discuss their lives and find out if they have a sense of humor. (1:45)

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Wow.

One guy,50 female prisoners.

This is like the first sceneof every porno I've ever seen.

I feel like I should bedelivering a pizzaor something.

How many people have beenin here more than once?

No kidding.

What is this, summer camp?

How you doing, darling?

I'm good.How you doing?

Hold on,whoa, whoa, whoa.

What's your--

I'm Big Mama Joe,that's my name.

Big Mama Joe.Wow.

It's raining men,hallelujah.

It's raining men,hallelujah?

Yeah.No shit.

You look so--Move back, stop it.

You're making peoplenervous.

Seriously, Kev,come on.

You can't follow me.

Stay over there.We're doing a show over here.

This is between meand Big Mama Joe.

That's right.

And her three illegitimatedaughters behind her.

There you go.

There you go.

I'm making somechild support payments...

(muttering)What's that?

Child support for them threeillegitimate kids.

Child support?

How about someboob support?

(laughter)

You're all right.

Big Mama Joe, you're notmy mama, are you?

I might be.You are adorable.

You are my favorite smurf,by the way.

This is so much fun.

It means so muchthat you ladies

would have a sense of humorabout your situation.

Oh, wait, what is thisright here?

Is that a babyin there?

Yeah.Really?

Can you come herefor a second?

Can I see it?Oh, can I--

What's your name?

My name's Autumn.

Autumn?Autumn.

Oh, wow.

Why are you here?Did you rob a sperm bank?

No.(laughter)