Rich Vos - To Catch a Predator

  • Season 12 , Ep 12
  • 02/14/2008
  • Views: 2,233

Dressing up like a tree isn't fooling anyone. (1:47)

- HAVE YOU SEEN THEIR SHOW?- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

THIS IS PROBABLYTHE CREEPIEST THING ON TV NOW.

IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE SHOW,DISGUSTING PEDOPHILES GO ONLINE.

THEY TRY TO GO INTO CHAT ROOMSAND PICK UP 13 AND 14 YEAR OLDS.

THERE'S DECOY'S IN CHAT ROOMS.THE DECOYS WILL SAY,

"WOULD YOU LIKETO COME TO MY HOUSE,

MY PARENTSARE GONE FOR THE WEEKEND?"

AND THESE DISGUSTING PEDOPHILESWILL TRAVEL FOR HOURS

TO GO THERE.THEY'LL GET TO THE HOUSE.

THE DECOY WILL BE INANOTHER ROOM SAY,

"SIT DOWN. I'LL BE RIGHT OUT.HAVE SOME LEMONADE.

THEY ALWAYS HAVE LEMONADE."

LIKE, HAVE SOME LEMONADE.I MADE LEMONADE,

AND HAVE LEMONADEAND SOME COOKIES."

THAT'S NOTTHE COOKIE HE'S THERE FOR.YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

SO SIT DOWN, MAKE YOURSELFCOMFORTABLE, RIGHT.

AND THESE DISGUSTING PEDOPHILESSOME OF 'EM WILL HAVE LIKE

BAGS OF ALCOHOL,YOU KNOW, PORNO STUFF, CONDOMS,

AND THAT'S WHEN THE HOSTFROM DATELINE WALKS IN.

I'M WAITING FOR ONE OF THESEDISGUSTING PEDOPHILES TO SAY,

"HEY, I DON'T DO THREESOMES,OKAY, PAL?"

THE GOOD THING ABOUT THIS SHOWIS WHEN THESE PEDOPHILES,

AND THEY ARE CREEPS,RUN OUT OF THE HOUSE,

THERE'S LIKE15 OR 20 COPS WAITING FOR 'EM.THEY THROW 'EM ON THE GROUND,

HANDCUFF 'EM,AND TAKE 'EM TO JAIL.

THEY CANNOT GET AWAY.IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

I'M WATCHING AN EPISODE.THE GUY RUNS OUT OF THE HOUSE,

THERE'S 15 COPS,AND THERE'S A COP DRESSEDIN A TREE OUTFIT.

HE'S DRESSED AS A TREE.

IN CASE HE GETS THROUGHTHE 15 COPS,

- THE TREE--- [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

AS THE PEDOPHILE'SWALKING UP THE DRIVE LIKE,WOULDN'T BE SAY TO HIMSELF,

"WHY IS THAT TREESITTING IN A CAR?"

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