Reggie McFadden - At the Club

  • Season 1 , Ep 3
  • 12/14/1998
  • Views: 2,466

If you smell crack in the air, the party is over. (3:14)

HE SMOKES PHILIP MORRIS REGULAR.

YOU EVER SEE THAT CIGARETTE?

THAT CIGARETTE

DOES NOT ( bleep ) AROUND.

THEY DON'T EVEN KEEP ITIN THE FRONT AT 7-ELEVEN.

THAT'S, LIKE, IN THE BACKWHEN YOU ASK FOR IT.

"PHILLIP MORRIS REG...?

"LET ME GET THAT FOR YOU.

"HOLD ON A SECOND.

"WE NEED YOU TO SIGNTHESE CONSENT FORMS.

YOU DO UNDERSTANDTHAT YOU WILL CATCH CANCER?"

"YES, I DO."

"HAVE YOUR LUNGS BEENIN YOUR POSSESSION

THE WHOLE TIME?"

"UH, YES, THEY HAVE."

HE'S BEEN SMOKINGFOR YEARS, MAN.

HE SMOKES ABOUT THREE PACKSA DAY, TOO.

THAT'S A LOT, RIGHT?

IF YOU SMOKE THREE PACKS A DAY

YOU MIGHT AS WELLSTART CHEWING TOBACCO.

IT'S PROBABLY THE SAME THING

'CAUSE OBVIOUSLY THE SMOKEFROM THE PLANT

AIN'T DOING IT NO MORE.

YOU NEED THE JUICEFROM THE ROOT.

THAT'S WHAT'S GOING TO COME OUTNEXT-- TOBACCO JUICE.

'CAUSE IT'S GOING TO QUIETDOWN THOSE PEOPLE

WHO ARE WORRIEDABOUT SECONDHAND SMOKE.

STARBUCKS WILL BE CARRYING IT.

YOU'LL BE WALKINGIN STARBUCKS...

"UH, LET ME GET TWO LATTES

"AND LET ME GET A LOW-FATPHILLIP MORRIS DOUBLE MOCHA...

"WET GRANDE TO GO.

AND LET ME TRY ONE OF THEMCARCINOGEN BUNS WITH IT."

EVERYWHERE YOU GO

SOMEBODY SMOKING SOMETHING,THOUGH, RIGHT?

IT'S EITHER...

IT'S EITHER CIGARETTES

OR WEED.

I CAN'T EVEN GO TO A CLUB

WITHOUT SMELLINGSOME WEED WHEN I GO IN A CLUB.

I'M IN THE CLUB DANCING.

I'M, LIKE, "SOMEBODY...

SOMEBODY SMOKING SOME WEEDUP IN HERE."

YOU KNOW, YOU BE LOOKINGFOR THE GUY, TOO.

YOU BE LOOKING--"WHO'S SMOKING?"

"WHO THE HELL IS SMOKINGWEED UP IN HERE?"

NO, BUT IF THE PARTY'S JUMPING

I'M GOING TO STAY AND HAVEA GOOD TIME, YOU KNOW?

IT'S NOT LIKE THE GUYIS SMOKING CRACK OR ANYTHING

'CAUSE THAT'S WHEN IT'S TIMETO GO RIGHT THERE.

IF YOU SMELL CRACKIN THE AIR

IT'S, LIKE, PARTY OVER.

EVEN THE GUY SMOKING WEEDGETS MAD.

"MAN, I DIDN'T KNOW THEY GOINGTO BE DOING DRUGS UP IN HERE.

"THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

"I AM GETTING THE HELLOUT OF HERE.

THIS IS NOT FOR ME."

HE COMES BACK WITH THE COPS.

"THERE HE IS RIGHT THERE,OFFICER.

THERE HE IS RIGHT THERE."

( coughing )

"YOU OUGHT TO BE ASHAMEDOF YOURSELF!

"YOU NEED SOME HELP, MAN.

"TAKE HIM AWAY.

"TAKE HIM AWAY.

"HE'S MESSING UP THE PARTY.

( bleep ) I'M GOINGTO GET ME SOMETHING TO EAT."

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