BuzzSpeed - 25 Species of Animals That Are Afraid of Roombas

  • Season 1 , Ep 0112
  • 11/07/2013
  • Views: 1,319

Chris challenges the contestants to make up ridiculous lists that could be found on BuzzFeed. (2:18)

"BUZZ-SPEED."

(cheers and applause)

I'LL TAKE IT.

>> INSTANT FAVORITE, INSTANT

FAVORITE.

>> Chris: BUZZ FEED LISTS ARE

COMPLETELY INANE.

FOR EXAMPLE, TODAY WE FOUND

THESE REAL LISTS THAT SOMEONE ON

BUZZ FEED TOOK TIME TO MAKE.

TEN HORRIFIED FACES STEVE HARVEY

MADE AS HONEY BOO BOO'S

FAMILY FARTED.

THAT WAS A REAL THING.

I KIND OF LIKE THAT ONE,

ACTUALLY.

AND 11 FEET THAT LOOK LIKE

ROBERT PATTINSON'S FACE.

11 FEET.

>> I LIKE THAT IT'S AN ODD

NUMBER OF FEET.

>> Chris: THAT POOR 12th FOOT.

ALL RIGHT, COMEDIANS, I WANT YOU

TO COME UP WITH BUZZ FEED LISTS

THAT ARE EVEN MORE RIDICULOUS

THAN THE ONES THAT ARE ACTUALLY

ON BUZZFEED.

FOR EACH FUNNY ONE YOU'RE GOING

TO GET 250 POINTS.

ALL RIGHT, 60 SECONDS ON THE

CLOCK AND GO.

YES, PAUL F. TOMPKINS.

>> ONE PRESIDENTS WHO ARE ON THE

$5 BILL.

(laughter)

>> Chris: A VERY SHORT LIST,

POINTS.

YES, JULIE.

>> EVERY REASON FOR LESBIAN

BED DEATH RANKED FROM WORST TO

BEST.

>> Chris: I DON'T KNOW IF I

QUITE FOLLOWED THAT.

SO I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU POINTS

OUT OF MY UTTER CONFUSION.

YES, PAUL F. TOMPKINS.

>> 16 AGONIES OUR LORD JESUS

CHRIST FACED ON THE CROSS.

(laughter)

>> Chris: I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU

POINTS FOR THE PURPLE JACKET.

YES, JULIE.

>> THREE DOGS.

(laughter)

>> Chris: JUST THREE DOGS.

ANY OLD THREE DOGS.

YES, I'LL GIVE YOU POINTS FOR

THAT.

SURE, PAUL.

>> 25 SPECIES OF ANIMALS THAT

ARE SKEPTICAL OF ROOMBAS.

(laughter)

>> 1-24, DOGS.

YES, BARON.

>> SEVEN TIMES TRIX ACTUALLY

WERE FOR RABBITS.

(laughter)

>> Chris: POINTS!

POINTS!

JULIE.

>> 45 DISNEY PRINCESSES, ONLY

THEY'RE ALSO POTATOES SOMEHOW.

>> Chris: THE CROWD WASN'T WITH

YOU ON THAT ONE.

>> WOW!

>> Chris: NO POINTS.

PAUL?

>> 21 PROPOSALS THAT END IN

SUICIDE.

(laughter)

(applause)

>> SUSTAINED.

>> Chris: THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER

WOULD BE THE LAST TWO MINUTES OF

"TITANIC."

YES, BARON?

>> OKAY, TEN REASONS CHRIS

HARDWICK MIGHT BE THE BAD GUY

FROM A '90s CYBER THRILLER.

(cheers and applause)

>> Chris: HEY.

HEY, WHAT ARE YOU KIDS DOING

HANGING AROUND ON THE 'NET?

>> STOP HIM, SANDRA BULLOCK.

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