Reno Collier - National Organization of Women

CC Presents: Reno Collier Season 9, Ep 6 03/03/2005 Views: 3,007

Women issues are not funny. (1:43)

MY WIFE, SHE GETS SO MAD,

SHE GETS ALL MAD AT ME,

SHE'S ALWAYS LIKE, "YA KNOW,

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GO UP THERE

IN FRONT OF PEOPLE AND MAKE FUN

OF PEOPLE HAVING BABIES

AND WOMEN'S ISSUES, YOU DON'T

KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT WOMEN'S

ISSUES.

YOU SIT ON YOUR FAT ASS

AND WATCH TV ALL THE TIME."

AND I WAS LIKE, "WELL, IF YOU

KNOW THAT, WHY DON'T YOU PUT

WOMEN ON TV TO TEACH US ABOUT

YOUR ISSUES?"

SHE GOES, "WE DO AND IT'S CALLED

'THE NATIONAL ORGANIZATION OF

WOMEN'!"

I WAS LIKE, "YEAH, BUT THOSE

CHICKS LOOK LIKE ME, I AIN'T

WATCHING THAT YA KNOW."

THEY'RE ALL MAD AND STUFF.

THEY'RE ALL HAIRY AND SCARY

AND IT AIN'T FUNNY.

[LAUGHTER]

AND I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY UNTIL

MY WIFE WAS AT ONE OF MY SHOWS,

THE SHOW ENDED.

I STARTED TALKING ABOUT

THAT STUFF, SHE FREAKED OUT

AND CHARGED THE DAMN STAGE.

SHE'S SCREAMING AT ME,

"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE UP THERE

IN FRONT OF PEOPLE MAKING FUN OF

WOMEN'S ISSUES AFTER OUR TALK!

I TAKE CARE OF OUR HOUSE.

I TAKE CARE OF OUR BABY.

I TAKE CARE OF OUR BILLS.

YOU WOULDN'T BE JACK SQUAT

WITHOUT ME!"

AND SHE'S KIND OF RIGHT,

YA KNOW.

[LAUGHTER]

SO I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT

I THINK THAT IT SUCKS THAT WOMEN

GET RIPPED OFF IN THE JOB PLACE.

IF A WOMAN DOES THE SAME JOB

AS A MAN YOU SHOULD GET THE SAME

AMOUNT OF MONEY AS A MAN.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

DAMN RIGHT.

AND THE REASON YOU DON'T IS

'CAUSE DEEP DOWN INSIDE GUYS

ARE JEALOUS OF YOU 'CAUSE

WE KNOW YOU'RE THE ONLY

CREATURES GOD CREATED TO BE

LOVING AND CARING AND

STRONG ENOUGH TO GIVE US

THE GREATEST GIFT IN THE WORLD

AND THAT'S THE HUMAN LIFE.

AND I DON'T GET LAID AT HOME

UNLESS I SAY THAT CRAP

EVERY NIGHT.

YOU GUY'S THANKS A LOT

FOR COMING TO MY SPECIAL.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

I REALLY APPRECIATE IT A LOT.

THANK YOU.

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