Harland Williams - Speaking Chinese

  • Season 9 , Ep 20
  • 06/23/2005
  • Views: 4,474

All you have to do to speak Chinese is just try and do it. (0:54)

LOOK AT THE DIVERSITY RIGHT HERE

IN THIS CROWD.

WE'RE ALL DIFFERENT.

I WAS OVER IN CHINATOWN TODAY.

YOU EVER GO TO CHINATOWN THERE,

CHUCKY WUCKY WITH THE WING WANG

WUCKY?

[LAUGHTER]

I'M OVER IN CHINATOWN.

EVERYBODY'S SPEAKING CHINESE.

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL LANGUAGE

THAT IS, THE RHYTHM,

THE CADENCE, IT'S LIKE A SONG.

I'M STANDING IN CHINATOWN AND

I'M THINKING TO MYSELF,

"I DON'T SPEAK CHINESE.

BUT I FIGURE IF I TRY...

I GOT TO BE SAYING SOMETHING,

RIGHT?"

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

SO I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF

CHINATOWN.

I'M LIKE, "[CHINESE SOUNDS]."

SOME LITTLE KID RAN UP,

GAVE ME AN EGG SALAD SANDWICH!

I GOT A FREE LUNCH.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

YOU GOT TO FEEL GOOD THOUGH,

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