Yesterday, Anderson Cooperinterviewed future divorcée
Melania Trump and asked herwhat she'd try to accomplish
if she becomes first lady.
21st century--the social media--
it's very damagingfor the children.
We need to guide them andteach them about social media,
because I see a lotof negativity on it,
and, uh, we need to help them.
-(laughter)-JOYCE: Hey, do you think
we can put Melania nextto the Dracula candelabra?
-(applause)-100 points for Jesse Joyce.
(imitating Dracula): One wayI'm going to combat negativity
on social media--to suck your blood! Uh...
-(Joyce imitates wings flapping)-I wonder what...
-(laughter) -I mean, geez, guys,I wonder why she thinks
there's a lot of negativityon social media.
What's that all about?I don't know.
Maybe 'cause oneof the only people
she follows does stuff likecall other people,
"unattractiveboth inside and out,"
or "a low class slob,"
or a "dopey clown,"
or a "total asshole,"
or a "pussy."
Or they look "like (bleep)."
Or "disgusting" with, quote,"nipples protruding."
I mean, why would Melania wait
until she's First Lady to reducenegativity on social media
when she could just as easilyreplace her husband's phone
with an explodingSamsung Galaxy Note 7?
(applause and cheering)
So much negativity.
Comedians, giventhat Melania wants to go after
Trump-like cyber bullying,what do you think
some of her other goalsmight be? Matthew.
Designing grab-proofwomen's underwear.
-HARDWICK: All right, points.-(laughter)
-(applause)-Points. Jesse Joyce.
Uh, I don't know.Something about gypsies.
It's impossibleto understand her.
I don't have any Count-Chocula-to-English dictionary.
-HARDWICK: All right.-(laughter)
Whatever goalsMichelle Obama has.
-(laughter) -HARDWICK: Yeah,all right. Points.
-Points. -Nice.-(applause and cheering)