Beyoncé, was finally provenmortal this past weekend,
when her earring ripped outduring a performance,
causing her to emitwhat appears to be human blood.
Uh, she's fine, I think?
She's used to it.Beyoncé blood is what
the Illuminati use to begintheir Christmas parties.
-(laughter)-So she'll be fine.
(applause and cheering)
She'll be fine.
And she finished the concertlike a pro,
but some of the more ferventmembers of the Bae Hive
are showing their solidarityby making themselves bleed...
-(Hardwick laughs) -Oh, no!-(laughter and groaning)
What is our culture?
...with the hashtag#CutForBeyonce.
-Oh, God! -Uh...-(groaning)
This is ridiculous,especially considering
not a single person showedtheir solidarity last year
with the hashtag#WhipYourDickOutForLennyKravitz.
-(cheers and applause)-There he is. -Ah.
CONOVER:He has known
-struggle, too, you know.-Yeah.
♪ It wants to get away.
It looks like it hurt real bad.
Comedians... what are peopledoing in solidarity
with other musicians?
in solidarity,fans of Sublime are sucking.
-HARDWICK: Aw, Jesus Christ.-(laughter)
You know, they hadsome good songs, Jonah.
-No, they didn't.-All right, points.
-Adam. -In solidaritywith Keith Richards,
fans are hiding heroinin their walkers.