Look, I'm probablynot gonna live long enough
to teach you everythingyou need to know,
so let's just run througha couple things real fast.
Number one, I need you to treatwomen with respect always.
Even if you thinkyou're right, be respectful.
Number two, don't mixwhite and dark liquor.
That's how you end upin the back of a police car.
Speaking of which,get you a white friend.
Black men with white friendsare 38% less likely
to be shot by the police.
Are you listening?
You just gonna stare at me.
You just gonna stare.That's what you're gonna do?
This is serious stuff, man.
I'm gonna put thison video for you,
and when you're old enough,
you come backand watch it, deal?
All right, deal.
Thank you,Frederick Douglass.
(cheers and applause)