Joe Zimmerman - Pet Snakes

Joe Zimmerman, Sara Schaefer, Tom Lennon Season 4, Ep 2 08/02/2013 Views: 11,306

Joe Zimmerman does not understand why someone would choose a cold-blooded reptile over fluffier pet options. (2:02)

Thank you.

Just to get a gage, clap ifyou've seen me before or if

you've never seen me.



Almost all of you?

Well, I am just so humbled.

It's great to behere at Webster Hall.

I actually live in fear, soit's just good to get out.

I have a fear of snakes.

It's always weird to methat so many people have pet

snakes when there's somany fluffy pet options.

Hey, you want the puppy?

It wants to beyour best friend.

It's a rescue.

Or you could get thecold-blooded reptile that's

banging its headagainst the glass.

Wow, sure looks likeit hates you.

Now it's theopposite of a rescue.

It's an attack.

Yeah, it's what werescued the rescue from.

Oh, you want moreinformation on the limbless


Yeah, let's see.

It has infrared vision,like the Predator monster.

And it's been the symbol forevil since

the beginning of time.

Seems like a bitof a red flag.

I wanted a dog sobad when I was a kid.

I got a cat.

Not the best dogreplacement, the cat.

That'd be like askingfor a Super Nintendo

and getting a cat.


Can't play with this.