The best exchange I ever hadwith this girl though,
was last summer.
I, uh, I went in thereright before they closed.
It was, like, 11:00 at night.I grabbed one item.
I got, uh, a pint ofvanilla ice cream.
So, couldn't be moresymbolic on my part.
I put it right in front of herand she picked it up.
And this is verbatim,by the way.
This is word-for-word,our exchange.
She picks up the ice cream,looks at it,
then looks up at meangrily and goes,
"Why you such a bully?"
And I was like, "What?"
"Why... you...such... a... bully?"
"Why you buying ice cream?
You know I can't eatno ice cream."
"'Cause of my braces."
"My braces, stupid."
"My dentist says I can't eat noice cream 'cause of my braces."
"I can eat ice cream;I'm just playing with you."
So, we're together now.(chuckles)
Sh-She's my girlfriend.
It's a beautiful story.