Joe Mande - Such a Bully

  • Season 1 , Ep 107
  • 06/08/2012
  • Views: 5,474

Joe Mande describes the best exchange he ever had with a grocery store cashier. (1:33)

was last summer.

I, uh, I went in thereright before they closed.

It was, like, 11:00 at night.I grabbed one item.

I got, uh, a pint ofvanilla ice cream.

So, couldn't be moresymbolic on my part.

I put it right in front of herand she picked it up.

And this is verbatim,by the way.

This is word-for-word,our exchange.

She picks up the ice cream,looks at it,

then looks up at meangrily and goes,

"Why you such a bully?"

And I was like, "What?"

"Why... you...such... a... bully?"

"What?"

"Why you buying ice cream?

You know I can't eatno ice cream."

"What?"

"'Cause of my braces."

"What?"

"My braces, stupid."

"My dentist says I can't eat noice cream 'cause of my braces."

"What?"

(scoffs)

"I can eat ice cream;I'm just playing with you."

So, we're together now.(chuckles)

Sh-She's my girlfriend.

It's a beautiful story.

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