KonichiWhat?!?!?! - Queasy Rider

  • Season 1 , Ep 01015
  • 01/29/2014
  • Views: 841

Riki Lindhome, Jonah Ray and Kyle Dunnigan come up with American names for bizarre Japanese technology found on YouTube. (3:22)

IT IS TIME TO PLAY

KONICHIWHAT?!?!?

(CHEERING)

JAPAN IT'S JUST LIKE AMERICA

BUT WITH WEIRDER SEXUAL FETISHES

AND TECHNOLOGY.

AND YOU CAN BUY UNDERPANTS

IN A VENDING MACHINE.

I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU GUYS A

CLIP FROM A YOUTUBE VIDEO OF

INSANE JAPANESE TECHNOLOGY AND

FOR 250 POINTS, YOU HAVE TO COME

UP WITH THE AMERICAN NAME FOR

THAT PRODUCT.

HERE WE GO.

THE FIRST ONE: I HAVE NO IDEA

WHAT THIS AMAZING THING IS.

>> OH...

(REACTS EXCITEDLY)

(DEVICE BEEPING)

(CROWD LAUGHING)

>> I DON'T...

(LAUGHTER)

WHAT IS THE NAME FOR THIS?

RIKI LINDHOME.

>> PROM PRACTICE.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

>> Chris: WAIT A MINUTE!

WAIT A MINUTE!

WHY IS SHE PRACTICING THAT?

>> TO KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE.

>> DON'T DEFINE SEXUALITY,

CHRIS.

>> Chris: I'M NOT DEFINING IT.

>> SHE'S GOING TO HAVE EMPATHY

FOR THE GUY.

>> Chris: OKAY, GOT IT.

JONAH, DID YOUR DATE PEG YOU

AT PROM?

>> THANK YOU FOR ASSUMING

I GOT TO GO TO PROM.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: AW, LITTLE BUDDY!

NEXT, THIS TOTALLY NECESSARY

TOILET BIKE.

>> Chris: KYLE DUNNIGAN.

>> POOPER SCOOTER.

>> Chris: YEAH, I'LL GIVE YOU

THAT, POINTS, SURE!

(APPLAUSE)

>> WASN'T THAT THE BIKE

THAT JACK NICHOLSON RODE

IN QUEASY RIDER?

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

>> Chris: QUEASY RIDER IS THE

NAME OF THE THING I'M FEELING

NOW AFTER THAT PUN.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, JONAH,

I ADORE YOU AND I ADORE PUNS,

AND BECAUSE WE HAVE WORKED OUT

OUR DIFFERENCES ON THE NERDIST

PODCAST...

>> THINK IT THROUGH, HARDWICK,

THINK IT THROUGH!

BE FAIR!

>> YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!

>> Chris: NO...

I...

BUH...

>> AH!

>> Chris: NO, I DIDN'T SAY IT!

>> SAY WHAT?

>> Chris: NO POINTS.

(AUDIENCE REACTS)

SUCK IT, DOG SHIRT!

(LAUGHTER)

OKAY, NEXT ONE, NEXT ONE.

LOOK AT THIS BEER-POURING

ROBOTS.

THINK OF ALL THE TIME YOU'D ADD

TO YOUR BEER PROCESS.

JONAH RAY.

>> C-POINT-3PO.

>> Chris: I'LL TAKE IT.

POINTS, YEAH, I'LL TAKE THAT.

>> I WAS GOING TO SAY

RU-DRUNK-2.

>>> Chris: YES, BOTH STAR WARS,

POINTS FOR THAT, RIKI LINDHOME.

>> WHAT ABOUT WALL-AA?

>> Chris: YES, POINTS!

EVERYONE GETS POINTS.

(APPLAUSE)

NEXT ONE, NEXT ONE.

(VIBRATING)

WHAT IS THAT?

(AUDIENCE REACTS)

JONAH.

>> THE UNCLE PILLOW.

(AUDIENCE REACTS)

(APPLAUSE)

SH!

>> Chris: THE REST OF US DON'T

KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

>> THEY DO NOW!

>> Chris: POINTS TO JONAH.

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