JB Smoove - Everything's Heavy at the Gym

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JB Smoove wants to know why there's no light s**t at the gym. (1:23)

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I GET IRRITATEDWHEN I GO TO GYM.

SOON AS I WALK IN THE GYM,I GET IRRITATED.

YOU KNOW WHY?

'CAUSE EVERYTHINGIS SO DAMN HEAVY.

ALL THIS SHIT.

AIN'T NO LIGHT SHIT IN HERE?

[shrieking]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

MY NEW GYM'SSO DAMN HEAVY,

THE DOOR TO GETIN THAT SHIT HEAVY.

I'D BE LIKE, GODDAMN,

HOW THE FUCKYOU GET IN THIS GODDAMN GYM?

WHAT KIND OF DOOR IS THIS?

GODDAMN.

[screams]

WHAT KIND OF GODDAMN DOORIS THIS?

FUCK.

WHEW, HOW THE FUCKDO YOU GET IN THIS GODDAMN GYM?

HEY, MAN,PEOPLE OUTSIDE CAN'T GET IN!

WHAT KIND OF GODDAMN DOORIS THIS?

I GOT TO WAIT OUTSIDEFOR SOMEBODY TO LEAVE

TO GET IN THE GODDAMN GYM.

IF SOMEBODY LEAVE,

I'LL SLIDE UPIN THIS MOTHERFUCKER.

HOLD THE DOOR,HOLD THAT GODDAMN DOOR,

HOLD THE DOOR,HOLD THE DOOR.

GODDAMN.

I'M IN THE GYM.

I DON'T KNOWHOW I'M GONNA LEAVE,

BUT I'M UP INTHIS MOTHERFUCKER.

I GOTTA PULL A FIRE ALARMTO LEAVE.

WE ALL LEAVINGAT THE SAME GODDAMN TIME.

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