Let's just figure outsome ground rules
with this crowdso just I know what's okay.
What do you guys thinkthe worst curse word is to say?
- [bleep].- Yeah.
You answered thatvery quickly,
and that was the right answer.
The C word!
Oh, it's a terrible word.
That's the one my momtold me to never say.
I wasn't even saying it.
She just kicked open the doorto my room--
"Don't say '[bleep]'!Please!"
Very important to her.
But it is the worst word.Right?
You guys look like a nice--are you a couple?
If I call her that,you're gonna
have to fight me right now--you.
You're gonna have to climbon this stage,
guy who kind of looks likeBruno Mars,
and fistfight me.
That's gonna happen.
Call people "[bleep]"?
But if I call you a dick,
she don't have to do nothing.
She can just laugh at you
and also call you a dick,you know?
On TV, they're gonna bleepall the "[bleep]" I just said,
but "dick"--that's gonna comeright over the air,
me calling you a dick.
And what are you even gonna doabout it?
Nothing,'cause you're a dick.
Is that fair to you?
That is not fair.Right?
'Cause that's the same insultas [bleep].
That's not a different insult.
"You are genitals."
That's the same messageof insult.
But "[bleep]" is so much worsefor some reason.
Why is that?
I'll tell you why.
It's because "dick"is also a nickname,
and that is why.
It just comes down to that.
It could be Richard,so there you go.
Nobody's like,"I'm Catherine,
but call me [bleep]!"
Nobody says that.