Dat Phan - Smooth Guys

  • Season 8 , Ep 2
  • 01/29/2004
  • Views: 31,180

Dat proves it's much harder for guys with accents to pull off pick-up lines. (0:58)

HEY, GUYS, I DO THE ACCENTS IN

MY ACT BECAUSE IT'S A PART OF

MY LIFE--

IT'S IN THE CULTURE AND

EVERYTHING LIKE THAT.

BUT I REALLY HAVE A LOT OF

RESPECT FOR PEOPLE WITH ACCENTS.

YOU KNOW WHY?

BECAUSE DATING IS HARD ENOUGH

AS IT IS.

AND I SEE YOU GUYS OUT THERE

WITHOUT ACCENTS AND THEY'RE LIKE

BLOWING IT.

THEY'RE THROWING OUT LIKE

BAD LINES AT WOMEN, SERIOUSLY.

THEY'RE LIKE, "HEY, IS YOUR

FATHER A THIEF?

[CLICKING SOUND]

[LAUGHTER]

BECAUSE I WONDER WHO STOLE

THE STARS IN THE SKIES AND STUCK

THEM IN YOUR EYES."

I SEE REALLY BAD LINES LIKE

THAT.

IMAGINE THE POOR GUYS WITH THE

ACCENTS.

[THICK ASIAN ACCENT]

LIKE, "HEY, YOUR FATHER,

I WONDER.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

DOES HE STEAL THINGS?

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

BECAUSE I WONDER WHO STOLE

THE STAR FROM YOUR EYEBALL...

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

AND STICK IT IN YOUR BELLY."

[SLAPPING SOUND]

YOU KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT?

THOSE SMOOTH TALKING GUYS LIKE,

[CAUCASIAN ACCENT] "I ONLY HAVE

EYES FOR YOU, BABY."

[ASIAN ACCENT] "I ONLY HAVE ONE

EYEBALL...

[LAUGHTER]

AND IT'S FOR YOU.

WHERE YOU GO?"

♪ [MUSIC PLAYING]

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