Roommate Meeting

Sexy Vampires Season 3, Ep 7 10/30/2013 Views: 148,153

Some bro-ey roommates have a meeting to find out who has been making a mess of their house. (2:08)

- ROOMMATE MEETING.

ROOMMATE MEETING!

- GOGO, WHAT THE HELL?I'VE GOT A HANGOVER!

- I DON'T GIVE A [bleep]

ABOUT YOUR HANGOVER,OKAY, BRENDAN?

I WANT A ROOMMATE MEETING,AND I WANT IT NOW!

OKAY.

NOW, SOMEBODY'SBEEN TAKING [bleep]

OUT OF THE REFRIGERATOR

AND THROWING ITON THE GROUND,

AND IT'S PISSING ME OFF.

IS THIS ANOTHER ONEOF YOUR STUPID PRANKS, JONALD?

- NO.AND YOUR PRANKS ARE STUPID.

- IS IT YOU, MONDAY?- WHAT?

[eerie music]- I SAID,

SOMEBODY'S BEEN TAKING [bleep]OUT OF THE FRIDGE

AND THROWING ITON THE [bleep] GROUND.

AND I WANT TO KNOWWHO IT IS,

BECAUSE IT'S NOT FUNNY!

- WELL, WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS,

WHO KEEPS PULLING THE SHEETSOFF MY BED

AND HANGING THEMFROM THE CEILING FAN AT NIGHT?

- WAS THAT YOU, MONDAY?- WHAT?

- HAVE YOU BEEN TAKINGEVERYBODY'S SHEETS OFF THEM

IN THE NIGHT AND HANGING THEMFROM THE CEILING FANS?

- WHAT? NO.

- WELL, CLEARLY,SOMEONE'S BEEN DOING THAT!

[glass shatters]- WHOA!

WHO DID THAT?

- YEAH! WHO THE [bleep]JUST DID THAT?

- WHICH ONE OF YOUJUST THREW THAT BOTTLE?

- WHAT ARE WE EVEN TALKINGABOUT RIGHT NOW?

- DID YOU [bleep]ING THROWTHAT BOTTLE, JONALD?

- NO, GOGO!

[bleep] YOU!I DIDN'T THROW IT!

- WELL, DID YOU [bleep]ING THROWTHAT BOTTLE, BRENDON?

- YEAH!YOU WOULD DO THAT, BRENDON.

- DUDE, NO!I DIDN'T THROW THE BOTTLE!

- WELL, SOMEBODY THREWTHAT [bleep]ING BOTTLE,

AND YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DREWDICKS ON EVERYONE'S FOREHEAD!

- YEAH, YOU DID DO THAT!

- BUT DICKS ARE HILARIOUS,THOUGH!

THIS IS JUST DESTRUCTIVE!

WHAT ABOUT YOU, MONDAY?

DID YOU THROW THAT BOTTLE?

[low growl]- WHAT BOTTLE?

- THE [bleep]ING BOTTLE, DUDE!

IT JUST SMASHEDAGAINST THE WALL,

AND YOU EVEN SAIDSOME [bleep] ABOUT IT!

- WELL, I DIDN'T THROWA BOTTLE.

- WELL, OBVIOUSLY,IT WASN'T PING.

HE'S GOT THE BEST GRADESIN THE HOUSE.

- [hisses]

- GOOD POINT, PING.

COME ON, GUYS, LET'S COOL ITWITH THE PROFANITY.

YOU KNOW PING'S VERY RELIGIOUS.

- [growls]

[guys groaning]

- AW, PING!- UGH!

- COME ON!

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