Extended - Family-Friendly "Fifty Shades Darker" - Uncensored

Extended - Thursday, February 9, 2017 - Uncensored 02/09/2017 Views: 233

The upcoming release of "Fifty Shades Darker" inspires Jay Mandyam, Josh Johnson and Annie Lederman to offer up wholesome descriptions of S&M. (1:02)

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A new "Fifty Shades" movie hits

theatres this weekend, in case

you were wondering why there was

a buzzing sound coming from your

mom's locked bedroom.

(laughter and groaning)

In an interesting wrinkle, the

cast has been forbidden from

talking about kinky sex during

press interviews.

So without the sex, "Fifty

Shades" is just a movie about a

boring man and a woman who

sometimes sit in a helicopter.

I don't know what...

That's about it.

This is even more surprising,

because the movie co-stars

Marcia Gay Harden, whose name

already sounds like a sex thing.


Comedians, how would you

describe BDSM sex in a

family-friendly way?

Uh, Jay. Jay.

>> Sticks and stones may break

my bones, but it's the only way

I can come anymore.

>> HARDWICK: All right, great.


(laughter, applause & cheering)

Points. Annie.

>> It's about love, leather, and

women sliding off their seats at

movie theatres.

(laughter, cheering)

>> HARDWICK: Yeah, all right,


>> 'Cause they're so excited

that they sweat in their

underwear, in their underwear.

>> HARDWICK: And they sweat in

their... yeah, yeah, that's what

you meant.

That's what you meant.

Josh, what do you think?

>> Uh, look, kids, I have an

anger problem, so it's either

you or your dad.

>> HARDWICK: All right, points.

Points. Yeah, very good.

(laughter, applause & cheering)