David Spade - Acting Is Easy

David Spade: My Fake Problems Season 1, Ep 101 05/04/2014 Views: 15,562

Everybody thinks that they can act, and David Spade tends to agree with that assessment. (1:24)

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- PEOPLE GO, "YOU'RE ON TV.

YOU'RE IN MOVIES.IT LOOKS EASY."

IS IT EASY TO ACT?YES.

I MEAN, YES.

IT'S NOT HARD.I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY.

OBVIOUSLY, PEOPLE CAN DO IT.

IT'S NOT LIKE OTHER THINGS.

THIS MIGHT BE THE EASIEST.

'CAUSE YOU ALWAYS HEARABOUT PEOPLE DOING IT

AND DOING WELL.

I MEAN, THE OSCARS.

THIS IS THE HARDEST THINGYOU CAN DO IN ACTING.

THE BEST OF THE BEST AWARDOF ALL ACTORS, RIGHT?

JODIE FOSTER,WHEN I WAS GROWING UP,

FIVE YEARS OLD,SHE WON AN OSCAR, RIGHT?

HER FIRST MOVIE.

"GABRIELLA SIBIDE."

WE KNOW WHO SHE IS.SHE WAS IN PRECIOUS.

NEVER DONE A MOVIE.

UP FOR AN OSCAR.

LAST YEAR, BEASTS OF THE SOUTHERN WILD,

FIVE-YEAR-OLD GIRL,FIRST MOVIE,

UP FOR AN OSCAR.

JENNIFER HUDSON, AMERICAN IDOL.

GETS EIGHTH PLACEON AMERICAN IDOL.

SHE CAN'T WIN IN THE FIELDSHE HAS TRAINED

HER WHOLE LIFE FOR, SINGING.

WALTZES OVER TO ACTING,

WINS AN OSCARHER FIRST TRY OUT.

[cheers and applause]

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS?

IT'S LIKE ME, "HEY, I WANTTO PLAY IN THE NBA."

"NO, YOU CAN'T DO THAT."

"THAT DOESN'T LOOK THAT HARD."

I'M THE MVP THE FIRST YEAR.

"YOU'RE BETTER THAN LEBRON?"

"I GUESS.I JUST PUT IT IN THE HOOP.

IT DIDN'T SEEM HARD, YOU KNOW."

EMBARRASSING.