- Some white peopledon't get their children
vaccinated because they believe it causes
autism despite the fact it does not.
In fact, the only thing has been shown to cause autism
is a gene that's associated with higher intelligence
so smarter parents have a greater risk
of their children developing autism.
Which is a catch-22, because you're the kind of parent
who doesn't get their child vaccinated,
based on irrational fear, you're not smart enough
for your child to get autism, you're just dumb enough
for your child to get whooping cough.
Even though I no longer do research,
I still know so muchscience that it's ruined
my appreciation for normal things.
Did you guys know it should actually be,
"You are the wind above my wings"?
But Bette Midler doesn't know shit about aerodynamics.