Pat Dixon - Blow Up Doll

  • Season 10 , Ep 17
  • 04/13/2006
  • Views: 4,378

Making love to an inflatable woman is a lot of fun the first time. (3:01)

SWALLOW A BOTTLE OF RUM.AND I PASSED OUT DRUNK.

YOU EVER PASS OUT AND THEN LEAVE SOMETHING ON ALL NIGHT?

HAS THAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU? LIKE A CONDOM, OR SOMETHING.

[LAUGHTER]

YOU DON'T KNOW ITUNTIL YOU GET UP TO PEE THE NEXT MORNING.

- THERE'S LIKE NO NOISE. - [LAUGHTER]

JUST FILLS UP LIKE AWATER BALLOON IN THERE.

BUT IT OCCURS TO ME, DAMN, I COULDA LAID IN BED

- ANOTHER TEN MINUTES. - [LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

I'M GONNA TIE THIS OFF AND HIT SNOOZE.

[LAUGHTER]

I'M GONNA DO THIS EVERY NIGHT.

- I ALWAYS A CONDOM. - [LAUGHTER]

I DON'T KNOW WHY I LOOK AT YOU WHEN I SAY THAT,

- BUT-- - [LAUGHTER]

BUT I DO.[CLICKS TONGUE]

HOW COME DURING SEX IT'S OKAY TO SAY "WHO'S YOUR DADDY",

RIGHT, BUT IT'S NOT OKAY TO SAY I LOVE YOU, MOMMY"?

[LAUGHTER]

WHY DOES THAT RUIN EVERYTHING?

I THINK A MOTHER/CHILD RELATIONSHIP IS A BEAUTIFULTHING TO WATCH.

THERE'S LIKE A KIND OF PEACE THAT SETTLES DOWN OVER THEM,

A MOTHER WITH HER INFANT AND EVERYTHING.

I THINK WOMEN SHOULD BE ABLE TO BREAST-FEED IN PUBLIC, TOO.

BUT THEY SHOULD HAVE TO GO AHEAD AND FLOP THE OTHER ONE OUT.

'CAUSE IT'S FRUSTRATINGYOU KNOW, WHEN THAT HEADGETS IN THE WAY AND--

- I WANNA SEE A BOOB. - [LAUGHTER]

A BIG, MILKY, LACTATING-- I DO. AND I'LL SAY THIS.

MAKIN' LOVE TO AN INFLATABLE WOMAN IS A LOT OF FUN...

- [LAUGHTER] - THE FIRST TIME AND--

I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S BECAUSE SHE'S STILL A VIRGIN, OR--

IF I'M STILL JUST LIGHT-HEADED FROM BLOWING HER UP.

- I DON'T KNOW.- [LAUGHTER]

IT'S A JOKE. IT'S A JOKE. I REALLY-- I WOULDN'T DO THAT.

I WOULDN'T HAVE SEX WITH AN INFLATABLE WOMAN.

IF I WANNA HAVE SEX WITH AN INANIMATE OBJECT,

I DON'T EVEN WANT IT TO BE WOMAN-SHAPED.

I'VE MADE THE LEAP ATTHIS POINT. I'M GONNA GET WEIRD.

I'D DO IT WITH A BAGOF ORANGES OR SOMETHING.THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO.

GET A NICE CITRUS SMELL IN THE AIR.

AND WHEN I'M DONE,I CAN HAVE SOME JUICE, I GUESS.

[LAUGHTER]

AT LEAST YOU GET SOMETHING FROM A BAG OF ORANGES.

WHAT DO YOU GET FROMA BLOW UP DOLL? NOTHIN'.

JUST THAT DISAPPOINTED LOOK ON HER FACE.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

THAT LOOK-- WHOEW!

SHE'S LIKE, IS THAT IT?YEAH, THAT'S IT.

WHERE DO YOU GET OFF, AIR WHORE? I GAVE YOU LIFE.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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