I'm Dave Attell.
This is the underground.
Oh, man, this is gonnabe a good show, I can feel it.
Now, I gotta tellyou right away
that this isa uncensored show, okay?
No bleepity-blaps orbloopity-blops.
None of those robotcome noises here, all right?
Just good old fashionedfilthy humor.
So, let's see whatwe have here tonight.
Of course we've gotthese guys.
What's up--Are you guys a couple?
Good talkingto you-- Next.
(laughing)All right, anyway, wow.
Who are you, dude?
What'syour name, sir?
Zack, you look like an inventorof something no one needed.
Will you bethe camera person?
It must be hard to do this andalso run Willy Wonka's
You got it?