Felipe Esparza - Grab Any Paper

  • Season 1 , Ep 4
  • 07/25/2010
  • Views: 17,630

Felipe Esparza has been in a car accident with someone who also doesn't have insurance. (2:34)

YOU EVERBEEN IN A CAR ACCIDENT

WITH SOMEONE ELSE THATDOESN'T HAVE INSURANCE EITHER?

[laughter]

MAN, YOU GUYSJUST LOOKED AT EACH OTHER.

EEE.

"SO, WHAT YOUWANNA DO, BIG DOG?

YOU WANNA JUST TAKE OFFOR WHAT, EH?"

[laughter]

"ALL RIGHT, FOOL, LET MEJUST PICK UP MY BUMPER, EH."

IF YOUDON'T HAVE CAR INSURANCE,

AND YOU THINK THAT THE OTHERPERSON MIGHT NOT HAVE INSURANCE.

JUST GRAB ANY PAPEROUT OF YOUR CAR...

AND YOU HOLD ITLIKE IT'S INSURANCE.

IT COULD BE ANY PAPER--

IT COULD BEYOUR EVICTION NOTICE,

IT COULD BEYOUR WEED LICENSE,

YOUR SON'S HOMEWORK...

JUST BELIEVE IN IT.

"HEY, MAN, FOR REAL,YOU GOT INSURANCE?

[sigh]

"YOU GOT INSURANCE?

YOU WANNA JUSTTAKE OFF OR WHAT?"

[laughter]

THE WORST ACCIDENTTO GET INTO IS WITH SOMEONE

THAT JUST CAME HEREFROM ANOTHER COUNTRY.

LIKE MEXICO.

I'M MEXICAN, SOI'M GONNA SAY IT. I KNOW.

[laughter]

THEY HIT YOU,THEY ACT LIKE IT'S YOUR FAULT.

[speaking Spanish]

[heavy accent]"SON OF A GUN!

SON OF A BITCH!"

YOU START SPEAKING ENGLISH,HE GETS SCARED.

"HEY, YOU HAVE INSURANCE?"

[heavy accent]"TAKE IT EASY!

"TAKE IT EASY.

NO PROBLEM, I FIXYOUR CAR RIGHT HERE."

[laughter]

"YOU KNOW ME."

[whistling]

THAT'S THE MEXICANSEAL OF APPROVAL.

THAT'S OUR BATTLE CRY.

[whistles]"WE GOTTA GO."

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