Harland Williams - Flies

Cole, Kennedy, Beckwith, Wells Season 4, Ep 0405 01/08/2001 Views: 3,210

Flies are not exactly at the top of the food chain. (1:59)

ANYBODY HERE HAVE INSECTS AT

THEIR HOUSE?

SPIDERS?

ANTS?

I GOT A LOT OF SPIDERS AT MY

HOUSE, MAN.

HERE'S WHAT YOU DO TO GET RID OF

SPIDERS.

GO OUT, CATCH SOME FLIES,

DIP 'EM IN TABASCO SAUCE

AND FLICK 'EM INTO THE WEB.

(LAUGHTER)

THOSE SPIDERS DON'T STICK AROUND

LONG AFTER THAT, MY FRIEND.

YOU GOT TO FEEL BAD FOR FLIES,

THOUGH, HUH?

LOWLY LITTLE THING ON

THE TOTEM POLE.

IT'S LIKE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN

THEY WERE GIVING THAT OUT?

IT'S LIKE, LION.

"LION, YOU WILL BE KING OF

THE BEASTS AND REIGN SUPREME

OVER ALL OTHER CREATURES.

FLY, YOU WILL FLY ALL AROUND

AND WHEN YOU GET TIRED, YOU WILL

LAND ON POO."

(LAUGHTER)

"AND YOU WILL LAY YOUR EGGS ON

THAT POO, AND YOUR CHILDREN WILL

BE BORN IN THAT POO.

WELCOME TO THE WORLD."

I LIKE ANTS, THOUGH, MAN.

CUTE LITTLE BROWN ANTS.

HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE LITTLE

CUTIE-PIES?

I HATE IT WHEN I'M OVER AT

THE HOUSE AND I SEE THEM, LIKE--

SOMEHOW THEY GOT BLOWN INTO

THE POOL AND THEY'RE JUST

FLOATING ON TOP OF THE WATER.

THEY'RE TOO LIGHT TO SINK,

SO THEY JUST HAVE TO PADDLE.

I DON'T WANT 'EM TO DIE LIKE

THAT.

THAT'S TOO SLOW AND LONG.

SO I GO IN THE HOUSE.

I GET MY BOX OF CHEERIOS.

(LAUGHTER)

(AUDIENCE CHEERS)

AND I THROW 'EM A LITTLE LIFE

RAFT.

AND IF THEY GET HUNGRY ON THE

PADDLE BACK TO THE SHORE,

THEY CAN NIBBLE ON THEIR LITTLE

LIFE RAFT.

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