-Do you learn a lot of thingsfrom living with a woman?
From living-- Ilearned a lot of stuff.
From living with my wife--that was the first woman
I lived with.
I didn't know this.
I had no idea thatyou need a bed skirt
when you-- did youguys know that?
You need a bed-- whenyou live with a woman,
you need a bed skirt.I didn't know that.
I never had a bed skirt.
There's no use for a bed skirt.
I mean, before Imoved in with my wife,
I used to live an assassin OK?
I used to have a single duffelbag I'd put all my clothes in.
I had one light bulb,used to sway back
and forth dramaticallylike that.
And those black gloves.
I had one of thoselong instrument cases.
I wouldn't put gunsin there, but I'd
put, like Reese's Pieces andOreos and shit like that.
Like an assassin lives.
A fat assassin lives.
Now I got a bed skirt.
The other thing I learned fromliving with my wife-- I'm just
gonna say it-- if you'veliving with a woman,
you know this-- Ifound out bath mats
aren't supposed to get wet.
I found that out.
Did you know that?
I got yelled atevery day of my life.
Every day, dude.
Every morning, mywife goes, what
are you do in there all morning?
The bath mat gets so wet.
I go, well, I'lltell you what I do.
I take a shower like afucking man, that's what I do.
I rip the faucet off the wall.
I spray the fucking walls.
I need a super fucking shooter.
I wash my balls.
I take my foot.
I put it on there and Igo, you work, bath mat.
You do your job.
You're a bat mat.
Can't get wet.
What are you, a gremlin?