Bill Cosby - Girlfriends Are Wonderful

Far From Finished Season 1, Ep 101 11/23/2013 Views: 64,442

Bill Cosby knows that a girlfriend will do almost anything for you. (1:34)

- WHEN YOU FALL IN LOVE,

YOU ACCEPT CRAZINESS.

SEE...

HERE SHE IS.RIGHT THERE.

SHE'S CALLED THE "GIRLFRIEND."

GIRLFRIEND.

NOW, THIS PERSONIS WONDERFUL FOR YOU.

SHE WILL EVEN DRINK BEER...

WITH YOU

AND LAY UP IN YOUR AR--

SHE WILL WATCH SPORTS...

WITH YOU,

AND--AND EVEN KNOWYOUR FRIENDS BY NAME...

AND SAY THE NAMES LIKESHE REALLY LIKES THE PERSON.

SHE'S A WONDERFUL PERSON.

THIS IS THE GIRLFRIEND.

FRIEND.

GIRL...

OKAY?LOVING YOU!

PICK YOU UP ANYWHERE.

"COME AND GET ME."ZOOM.

RIGHT THERE.

YOU CAN SAY TO HER,"DO YOU HAVE ANY MONEY?"

SHE WILL--SHE WILL SAY,"I'M SORRY, I DON'T."

WELL, YOU CAN'TGET EVERYTHING.