Ron White - Robert Tilton

Camin, Oschack, Howard, White Season 6, Ep 609 12/28/2002 Views: 45,055

Ron White didn't feel the urge to send Robert Tilton $1,000. (1:21)

LIFE.

(LAUGHTER)

FEMALE AUDIENCE MEMBER>> GO,

BOY!

RON WHITE>> YESTERDAY I WAS

SITTING IN A BEAN BAG CHAIR

NAKED EATING CHEETOS,

AND I WAS--

(LAUGHTER)

I WAS FLIPPING THROUGH

THE TELEVISION, AND I SAW

ROBERT TILTON.

HE'S A TELEVANGELIST FROM

DALLAS, AND--

HE WAS STARING AT ME.

(LAUGHTER)

AND HE SAID THIS, HE SAID,

"ARE YOU LONELY?"

YEAH.

(LAUGHTER)

HE SAID, "HAVE YOU WASTED HALF

YOUR LIFE IN BARS PURSUING SINS

OF THE FLESH?"

(LAUGHTER CONTINUES)

THIS GUY'S GOOD.

(APPLAUSE)

HE SAID, "ARE YOU SITTING IN A

BEAN BAG CHAIR NAKED EATING

CHEETOS?"

(LAUGHTER)

"YES, SIR."

HE SAID, "DO YOU FEEL THE URGE

TO GET UP AND SEND ME $1,000?"

CLOSE.

I THOUGHT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT

ME THERE FOR A SECOND.

APPARENTLY, I AIN'T THE ONLY CAT

ON THE BLOCK DIGS CHEETOS.

(LAUGHTER)