Nick Swardson - Jane Goodall

  • Season 1 , Ep 3
  • 01/11/2011
  • Views: 71,397

An ape couldn't walk into your house and study you. (1:22)

(Nick Swardson)SO I WAS WATCHINGDISCOVERY CHANNEL,

AND THEY HAD THIS SPECIALON, UH, JANE GOODALL.

SHE'S THE WOMANWHO STUDIED APES.

FOR SIX YEARS, SHE LEFT,WENT AND STUDIED APES,

AND THEN JUST CAME HOME.

WHAT A WEIRD THINGTO DO WITH YOUR LIFE.

LIKE, AN APE COULDN'TDO THAT TO US.

AN APE COULDN'T WALKINTO YOUR HOUSE

AND JUST STUDY YOUFOR SIX YEARS.

THE APE'S IN THECORNER MOCKING YOU.

"IS THE APE STILL HERE?"

"I THINK SO."

"HEY, WHAT'S UP?"

AND IT'S LIKE... "WHATTHE HELL WAS THAT?"

BUT LIVING WITHAPES FOR SIX YEARS?

THAT'S INSANE.

I WONDER IF IT RUBBEDOFF ON HER AT ALL.

SHE HAD TO HAVEPICKED UP APE TRAITS,

RIGHT?

OVER SIX YEARS.

DO YA THINK SHE EVER LETIT SLIP OUT, ON ACCIDENT?

SHE'S ARGUING APARKING TICKET.

"NO, SERIOUSLY, I'LLMOVE IT RIGHT NOW.

"YOU DON'T HAVE TO WRITEIT, I'LL MOVE IT.

"I JUST, I LITERALLY RANIN FOR TWO SECONDS.

"I'LL MOVE THE CAR, OKAY?

"YOU DON'T HAVE TOWRITE THE TICKET.

"I'M SAYING I'LLMOVE IT NOW.

"YOU'RE NOTLISTENING TO ME.

"I'LL MOVE IT,I'LL MOVE IT.

"WHY ARE YOU STILL WRITING?

"I'LL MOVE IT RIGHT NOW.

YOU'RE NOT--YOU'RENOT LISTEN--"

(farting sounds)

"I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.

"I LIVED WITH APES.

I'M SORRY."

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