Mo Mandel - Something More Realistic

  • Season 14 , Ep 16
  • 01/11/2010
  • Views: 10,376

Mo Mandel's new self-help book teaches people how to achieve their dreams by changing what those dreams are. (1:27)

IS ANYONE SO BROKEYOU DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE

THE ECONOMY WAS IN TROUBLE?

[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

YOU'RE WATCHING CNN, "PEOPLE ARENO LONGER GOING TO RESTAURANTS."

"WERE THEY EVER?WHAT IS THIS? NARNIA?"

[ LAUGHTER ]

IT'S ROUGH OUT THERE.

THAT'S WHY I'M WRITINGA NEW SELF-HELP BOOK

THAT TEACHES PEOPLEHOW TO ACHIEVE THEIR DREAMS...

BY CHANGINGWHAT THOSE DREAMS ARE.

IT'S CALLED, "HOW ABOUTSOMETHING MORE REALISTIC?"

"WAL-MART: WORK THERE --CHAPTER TWO."

'CAUSE IT SEEMS LIKENO ONE I KNOW,

THEIR DREAMSARE NOT COMING TRUE.

MY FRIEND JOE STUDIED THEATERIN LONDON FOR SIX YEARS,

MOVED TO BROOKLYN,AND IS NOW A DOG WALKER.

AND THAT'S WHAT HE SAYS.I DON'T EVEN BUY THAT.

TECHNICALLY,THE DOG CAN WALK ON ITS OWN.

[ LAUGHTER ]

WHAT IT CANNOT DOIS PICK UP ITS OWN [BLEEP]

YOU'RE A [BLEEP] COLLECTOR.

THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE AT.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

IT'S ALL ON MY BLOG, BY THE WAY,

IF YOU WANT TO READ IT,WHICH -- I'M SURE YOU DO.

'CAUSE THAT'S ALL WE READ NOWIS BLOGS.

WE DON'T READ PEOPLE'S BOOKS.

WE JUST READ THEIR BLOGS,WHICH IS WEIRD.

IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, A BLOG'SJUST A DIARY OR A JOURNAL.

WE USED TO HIDE THAT THING.NOW WE POST IT!

IF ANNE FRANKHAD BEEN ALIVE TODAY,

THEY'D HAVE CAUGHT HERIMMEDIATELY.

"STILL HIDING IN THE ATTICAT THIS ADDRESS. LOL."

[ GIGGLES ]

[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]

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