The Exchange

  • Season 1 , Ep 1
  • 04/06/2011
  • Views: 53,007

The guys' desperate search for clean urine leads them to an elementary school playground. (2:30)

- HEY, KIDS,YOU GOTTA GO PEE?

PIGTAILS,I'M TALKING TO YOU.

- WE HAVE CANDY.

- GUYS, GUYS, COME ON.LOOK AT OUR FACES.

WE'RE JUST SCARINGTHESE KIDS.

WHY DON'T WE GO SOMEWHERE

WHERE WE CAN ACTUALLY GETSOME CLEAN PISS?

- OKAY.- HEY, I'LL GIVE YOU SOME PISS.

- YOU WILL?- YEAH.

MAYBE I NEED TO GO.

WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME,BITCHES?

- UH...

I HAVE A RECEIPT.

- I'VE GOT $4,HUH?

- I MAKE 30 BUCKS A WEEKFOR ALLOWANCE, [bleep].

- OKAY, SO WHAT DO YOU WANT?

- I WANT SOMETHINGI CAN'T BUY.

all: OKAY.- I GET IT.

- ALL RIGHT. SURE.- SEE THIS BAG?

PEE INTO IT,AND WAIT HERE.

WE'LL BE BACK.ALL RIGHT?

- YOU REMIND ME OF MYSELF.- AND WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE.

[hip-hop music]

- HEY, KARL.

OH, DEFINITELY.

STUPID.

- OH. OH.OKAY.

- ALL RIGHT,LET'S GET THAT PISS.

- LET'S MAKE THIS FAST.I HAVE BOY SCOUTS AT 4:00.

- THIS.- SEE THIS HARD DRIVE?

5,000 SONGS, ALL RIGHT?

- WAIT, NO, NO, NO.THE NOOKIE MIX IS TRACKS

SPECIFICALLY PICKEDTO BONE TO.

- I DON'T HAVE SEX.

- BUT YOU PROBABLY BEATYOUR MEAT, RIGHT?

AND THIS IS A GOOD ONE.IT'S OLD, BUT IT IS...

- DIGITAL.500 PORN VIDEOS, ALL RIGHT.

- THAT'S CREEPY.

- I'LL TAKE THAT LIGHTER,THOUGH.

- UH, IT'S ACTUALLY A ZIPPO.

- DOES IT LIGHT CATS ON FIRE?- CATS?

- ON FIRE, YEAH.

- NO.- SO PASS.

WHAT DO YOU GOT, HERMIONE?- SHUT UP, BOOGER FACE.

I GOT NINJA STARSAND FIREWORKS.

- ALL RIGHT,THAT'S WHAT I WANT.

- ALL RIGHT, COOL.

PEE FIRST, BOOGER FACE.

- I'M NOT A BOOGER FACE.

- YEAH, WHATEVER.

- HEY, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?

- GO, GO, GO, GO!- THEY TOUCHED ME.

- PERVERTS!

- YOU GOT SOME, RIGHT?YOU GOT SOME PEE?

- OH, YEAH.- ALL RIGHT, HERE, HERE.

JUST PUT IT IN HERE.

- HERE WE GO.- IT'S NOT ENOUGH.

HEY, DERS,JUST TURN THE CAR AROUND.

LET'S GO BACK TO THE OFFICE,GET IT OVER WITH.

- YEAH, ALL RIGHT.

- KARMA IS FOR REAL.

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