Michael Ian Black - Hi Seatmate

Michael Ian Black: Very Famous Season 1, Ep 101 08/06/2011 Views: 5,236

Michael Ian Black describes the most effective way to annoy the person sitting next to you on an airplane. (1:39)

AND YOU SEE HIM,YOU KNOW.

AND THEN YOU JUSTMAKE YOUR WAY TO YOUR SEAT.

JUST WALKIN' DOWN THE AISLE.

JUST HAPPYAS HAPPY CAN BE, JUST--

YOU CAN CAKE WALKIF YOU WANT, JUST...

[laughter]

STRUTTIN' IT UP,YOU KNOW,

JUST DOWN THE AISLE.

THEN YOU GETTO YOUR SEAT, RIGHT?

YOU MAKE EYE CONTACT,YOU NOD,

AND THEN YOU JUSTKEEP RIGHT ON WALKIN'.

WHY?

SO HE HAS THAT MOMENT OF,

"OH, THANK GOD."

AND THEN YOU BACK ON UP.

AND YOU GO, "WHOOPS!

"I ALMOST MISSEDMY SEAT THERE.

"I SWEAR, IF MY HEAD

"WAS NOT ATTACHEDTO MY SHOULDERS.

"HI, SEATMATE!

"GUESS WHAT.

"IT'S MY FIRST TIMEON AN AIRPLANE.

'SCUSE ME!"

AND MAKE HIM GET UP,AND WHEN HE GETS UP,

THIS IS HOW YOU PASS.

FACE FORWARD.

AS SLOWLY AS YOUPOSSIBLY CAN.

YOU KNOW, AND YOU CANTAKE IT AS FAR AS YOU WANT.

SOMETIMES I SIT DOWN,YOU KNOW,

AND I FUMBLE WITH MY SEATBELTA LITTLE BIT.

YOU KNOW, I'M LIKE, "I CAN'TFIGURE OUT HOW TO DO THIS.

CAN YOU PUT THIS ON FOR ME,PLEASE?"