- Have you seen Rob Lowe's sex tape?
- I've seen clips of Rob Lowe's sex tape.
- Ah, what'd you think?
- I don't know how to answer that.
- Big, short?
- Nice ass, I don't know what to say.
- Nice ass!
He does have a sweet ass.
When can we expect your nudes?
- God, I mean, I'll send them out.
I don't even need to be hacked.
I'll just forward them.
If people wanna just give me their information,
that's public domain.
- Any time you want.
- Yeah, you just ask, that's it.
- Just ask us.
- When I feel a slump in my rise to fame, I'll leak them.
I gotta capture when Mommy looked hot
to show my kids someday.
I'm gonna show my kid my nudes.
- I can't wait to be hacked.
I wish the Russians, the U.S. Government,
I wish they'd all read my emails.
They'd be very edifying.
- My life is dull bymany of these standards.
I don't have one sextape in my entire, uh--
Your son's got like six of them I know.
- Uh, I don't know whether it'sstarring or supporting role.
That's his career.