Lady Gaga's Satanic Halftime Show

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Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones voiced fears about Lady Gaga's "satanic" halftime show, so Alan Tudyk, Danny Pudi and Ron Funches investigate other evil afoot at the big game. (2:01)

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The new England Patriotsovercame a 25-point deficit

to win their fifth Super Bowllast night,

and Atlanta has not beenthis devastated

since General Sherman popped byon his march to the sea.

-(laughter) -But for many,the highlight of the game was

-the Lady "Ga-gah"halftime show. -(laughter)

-Uh, take a look.-♪


-(laughter)-Come on. -Yeah.

-Dancing...-Mission possible.


This is like one of those videos

of scientists givinga spider LSD,

where they just tripall the way down.

You know, honestly, not everyonewas on board with Gaga.

Earlier on Sunday,

paranoid cartoon bullfrogAlex Jones went to...

Why did that happen?!

-Why did that happen?-(laughter)

Anyway, he went to his favoritestreet corner for yelling

to warn us that Lady Gagawas a mouthpiece of Satan!

And she's reportedly gonna beon top the Super Bowl--

they're sayingshe may cancel doing this--

on top of the stadium,ruling over everyone

with drones everywhere,surveilling them in a big swarm.


To just conditioning them that,"I am the goddess of Satan."


-(laughter)-Oh, yeah.

-Yeah. He seems fine.He seems fine. -(laughter)

(in deep, raspy voice):"People ask me

"all the time how do I get myvoice like this? It's easy!

Every morning, I gargle witha mixture of gravel and PCP!"

-(laughter)-Uh, okay.

Let's assumeAlex Jones is right.

Comedians, what aresome other satanic things

that happened duringthe Super Bowl? Ron Funches.

Well, the Falcons blewa (bleep) 25-point lead.

-HARDWICK: Yeah. Yeah, points.-(laughter, applause & cheering)

So you think....?

You know how sad they wereat the strip clubs in Atlanta?


-Alan. -Someone poopedin the urinals again.

-(laughter)-HARDWICK: Yes. Points.

-Yeah.-Danny Pudi.

Before the center hiked theball, I heard Tom Brady yell,

"Alpha, Gisele, Cougar!"

(speaking gibberish)Satanus.

(laughter, applauseand cheering)