Zechalech Gift

  • Season 1 , Ep 13
  • 11/10/2010
  • Views: 71,224

Mark gets Callie a puzzle box as a last-minute gift for her Zechalech ceremony. (2:30)

OH MAN.

EXCUSE ME.

DOES ANYBODY KNOW A GOOD PLACE

TO BUY A LAST-MINUTEZECHALECH GIFT

THAT'S NOT GONNA BREAKMY WALLET IN HALF?

all: THAT WAY.

[bell dings]

- I'M LOOKING FOR A ZECHALECHGIFT FOR MY GIRLFRIEND,

SOMETHING THOUGHTFUL THAT WON'TBREAK MY WALLET IN HALF.

- WELL, PUZZLE BOXES ARETHE TRADITIONAL ZECHALECH GIFT.

HOW GUILTY ARE WE FEELING

FOR LEAVING ITTILL THE LAST MINUTE?

- THIS ISN'T HELPING MY HERNIA.

- I NEED THE BIGGESTDAMN PUZZLE BOX YOU GOT.

- GOOD AFTERNOON.

NOTICING SPOOGE STAIN.

JACKETS ARE REQUIRED, SIR.

- THE ZECHALECH CEREMONY.

MAY I INTRODUCE YOUR GRADUATES?

- THIS IS A COOL BIRTHDAY PARTY.

- JUST PUT ON THE HORNS.

- HOW DARE YOU?

YOU UNDERSTANDTHAT WE ARE FROM

TWO ENTIRELY DIFFERENT WORLDS.

- HELLO, HI, HOW ARE YOU?

HI, HI.

- YOU DON'T EVEN KNOWWHO SHE IS.

YOUR EX-WIFE--DON'T YOU FORGET IT.

- CONGRATULATIONS.

- I HAVE MOVED ONTO GREENER PASTURES,

AND YOUR ANGER IS UNATTRACTIVE.

- WILL YOU STOP?

- AND FINALLY,CALLIE MAGGOTBONE.

IS THERE NO HUMAN

WHO WILL SPEAK ON HER BEHALF?

- AW.

- GOD, YOU'RE SUCH A PHONY.

YOU'VE ALWAYS BEENSUCH A PHONY.

- A PHONY, RIGHT.OKAY, REPEAT, REPEAT.

- WHO SAYS THAT?

- REPEAT, REPEAT.REPEAT, REPEAT.

REPEAT!

- [groans]

- ANY HUMAN AT ALL?

- UH, I'LL DO IT.

- [gasps]

- YOUNG MAN, I DON'T KNOWWHO YOU ARE.

- CALLIE ASKED METO COME TONIGHT.

I SAID, "ARE YOU KIDDING?IT'S YOUR 13TH ZECHALECH.

WILD HORSES COULDN'T STOP ME."

- UGH, KISS-ASS.

- A PUZZLE BOX?

OH, MY GOD, MARK.

THIS IS REALLY UNEXPECTED.

- THERE'S A CARD TOO.

MY SOUL BELONGS TO YOU.

OH, I FORGOT TO SIGN IT THERE.

IT'S A KITTY CAT CARD,EVERYBODY.

all: AW.

- SHOULD I UNSEAL IT?

- STOP TEASING US.

UNSEAL THAT BOX!

all: UNSEAL THAT BOX!

[phone rings]

- QUICK QUESTION.

BEST WAY TO REMOVE MAN JUICEFROM A SAM GOODY EMPLOYEE?

- I'M GONNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE.

[mechanical clanking]

[eerie humming]

- [demonic voice] EATA, ELIA, ES!

all: EATA, ELIA, ES!

EATA, ELIA, ES!

EATA, ELIA, ES!

EATA, ELIA, ES!

EATA, ELIA, ES!

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