Phone Call

I Said Bitch Season 1, Ep 1 01/31/2012 Views: 162,446

During two different phone calls, two men rapidly change their styles of conversing. (0:44)

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- BECAUSE YOU'RE MY WIFEAND YOU LOVE THE THEATER,

AND, UH,IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY.

GREAT.

UNFORTUNATELY THE ORCHESTRA'SALREADY FILLED UP,

BUT THEY DO HAVE SEATSTHAT ARE STILL LEFT

IN THE DRESS CIRCLE.

SO IF YOU WANT TO, UH, ME TO GETTHEM THEATER TICKETS RIGHT NOW,

I'MA DO IT RIGHT NOW.

- WHAT'S UP, DOG?

I'M ABOUTFIVE MINUTES AWAY.

- YEAH, OKAY.YEAH, COOL.

NO, THEY ALL GOOD SINGERS,THEY ALL GOOD SINGERS.

- YEAH, SON. NAH, MAN,I'M TELLING YOU, MAN,

I'M ABOUTTO CROSS THE STREET, MAN.

- NO, THEY GOT THAT ONE DUDEIN IT THAT YOU LOVE, MAN.

HE GON' BE IN IT, YEAH...

- COME ON, MAN, YOU KNOWI'M ALMOST THERE, ALL RIGHT?

- RIGHT, NO, I'MA PICKYOUR ASS UP AT 6:30, THEN.

- COOL.- COOL.

ALL RIGHT, YEAH, YEAH,YEAH, THE PARKING IS, UH,

THE PARKING'S FREE.

- [effeminate]OH, MY GOD, CHRISTIAN.

I ALMOST TOTALLYJUST GOT MUGGED RIGHT NOW.

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