Shane Mauss - Serious Condition

  • Season 14, Ep 8
  • 01/11/2010
  • Views: 12,032

Shane Mauss has been freakishly skinny his entire life because there's a hole in his butt. (1:24)

[ LAUGHTER ]

I BOUGHT IT ONLINE,AND I WANTED TO WEAR IT TONIGHT

TO SHOW YOU WHY I'M NEVER BUYINGCLOTHES ONLINE AGAIN.

I'M A LANKY GUY.

I'VE BEEN FREAKISHLY SKINNYMY ENTIRE LIFE

BECAUSE THERE'S A HOLEIN MY BUTT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

YEAH.IT'S A SERIOUS CONDITION.

I TRIED TAKING STEROIDS.WHAT A BUNCH OF CRAP THAT IS.

DID YOU GUYS KNOWTHAT YOU HAVE TO EXERCISE

FOR STEROIDS TO WORK?

WHAT?

NOW I JUST SIT AROUNDON MY COUCH ANGRY...

[ LAUGHTER ]

...ABOUT MY SHRUNKEN TESTICLES.

HAD A LITTLE BITOF AN EMBARRASSING SITUATION

A COUPLE WEEKS AGO AFTER A SHOW.

THIS DRUNK GIRL, SHE CAME UPTO ME AND STARTED HITTING ON ME.

AT ONE POINT, SHE ACTUALLYSTARTED TALKING DIRTY TO ME,

BUT I'M NOT REAL GOODWITH WOMEN.

I DIDN'T REALIZESHE WAS TALKING DIRTY.

SHE WAS LIKE, "YOU WOULDN'T EVENKNOW WHAT TO DO WITH ME."

I WAS LIKE, "DAMN,HOW DID SHE KNOW THAT?"

[ LAUGHTER ]

KIND OF NAIVE.

I'M NOT A TOUGH GUY.

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