Charlie Sheen - Charlie Comes Down - Uncensored

09/19/11 Views: 36,104

After detailing his very public burnout, Charlie Sheen recognizes the good things that he has in his life. (1:59)

AFTER "PLATOON," "WALL STREET,'AND "MAJOR LEAGUE,"

I WENT ON TO HAVE THE BIGGESTSALARY ON TELEVISION.

SOUNDS GREAT, RIGHT?IT WAS.

NO, REALLY.IT FUCKIN' WAS.

I DID PORN STARS.I DID DRUGS.

I HAD MY OWN TELEVISION SHOW.

AND THEN...

THEN I DID THE ONE THINGTHAT EVERYONE IN AMERICA

REALLY WISHES THEY COULD DO.

I TOLD MY BOSSTO FUCK OFF.

[cheers and applause]

AND THEN IT WAS GONE...

IN ONE FIERYPUBLIC FLAME-OUT.

AND IT WAS ONLYWHEN THE SMOKE CLEARED,

I REALIZEDJUST HOW LUCKY I AM,

BECAUSE EVEN AFTER ALL THAT,

I STILL HAVE A FAMILYTHAT LOVES ME.

[cheers and applause]

THAT'S WHYTHEY'RE NOT HERE TONIGHT.

YEAH, THEY'VE--THEY'VE SEEN ME IN JAIL.

THEY'VE SEEN MERUSHED TO EMERGENCY ROOMS.

THEY'VE SEEN MEDRAGGED INTO COURT.

BUT SEEING ME ON BASIC CABLEWOULD KILL THEM.

BUT I KNOW--I KNOW THAT MY FAMILY

WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR ME,

SO...

WHAT I'M TRYINGTO SAY IS THAT

I'M DONE WITH "THE WINNING,"

BECAUSE I'VE ALREADY WON.

- YEAH.- YEAH.

[cheers and applause]

THIS ROAST MAY BE OVER,

BUT I'M CHARLIE SHEEN.

AND IN HERE--IN HERE BURNS

AN ETERNAL FIRE.

I JUST HAVE TO REMEMBER

TO KEEP IT AWAYFROM A CRACK PIPE.

I'LL SEE YOU ALLIN THE NEXT ADVENTURE.

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