Wanda Sykes - Turn-Ons

  • Season 1 , Ep 1
  • 11/30/1998
  • Views: 4,958

Threesomes are much more exciting for men than for women. (2:46)

WITH MEN AND WOMEN,

IT COMES DOWNTO SEX, YOU KNOW.

WE'RE ON DIFFERENT LEVELSWHEN IT COMES TO SEX.

THERE'SSOMETHING IN MEN,

THAT'S WHY THERE'S STILLPEOPLE WALKING AROUND THE EARTH.

THERE'S SOMETHING INNATE.

I THINK MEN HAVE SOMETHINGIN THERE, WHERE THEY'RE LIKE,

"WE GOTTA MAKEMORE PEOPLE.

"WE GOTTA MAKE MORE PEOPLE.

AND WOMEN ARE LIKE,

"WHO THE HELL'S GONNATAKE CARE OF ALL THESE PEOPLE ?

HEY, GET OFF ME !"

MEN AND WOMEN,

WE'RE ON DIFFERENT LEVELSWHEN IT COMES TO SEX.

LOOK AT THEPORNO INDUSTRY.

THAT'S A BILLIONDOLLAR INDUSTRY

AND MEN SUPPORT IT,THEY ACT OUT THEIR FANTASIES

WHAT'S THE #1 FANTASYFOR MOST GUYS ?

WHAT IS IT LADIES ?

TWO WOMEN, EXACTLY, TWO GIRLS,THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT.

THIS GREEDY BASTARDSAID THREE.

( laughter )

THAT'S FORINFLATION, HUH ?

THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT,TWO WOMEN.

FELLAS, I THINKTHAT'S A BIT LOFTY.

'CAUSE, COME ON,THINK ABOUT IT,

IF YOU CAN'T SATISFYONE WOMAN,

WHY DO YOU WANNAPISS OFF ANOTHER ONE ?

WHY HAVE TWO ANGRY WOMENIN THE BED WITH YOU

AT THE SAME TIME ?

THINK ABOUT IT.

YOU KNOW HOW MUCH YOU HATETO TALK AFTER SEX.

IMAGINE HAVING TWO WOMENJUST NAGGING YOU TO DEATH.

"SO WHAT AREYOU THINKING ?

COME ON, LET'S TALK."

"HOLD ME.

WE NEVER CUDDLE."

THAT'S THE THING MAN,TWO WOMEN, TWO WOMEN.

THAT'S PROOF RIGHT THERE,

MEN AND WOMEN ARE ONDIFFERENT LEVELS.

BECAUSE MEN CAN WATCHTWO WOMEN TOGETHER,

THAT'S A TURN-ON.

DOESN'T WORK THE SAME WAYFOR US, DOES IT LADIES ?

NO, DOESN'TWORK THE SAME.

YOU ASK ANY WOMEN IN HEREHER SEXUAL FANTASY,

I WILL BET YOUA MILLION DOLLARS

IT'S NOT TO GO HOMEAND CATCH YOUR MAN

BENT OVER WITH SOME BIG GUYSTANDING BEHIND HIM.

"OH, YEAH.

"SAY MY NAME,SAY MY NAME !

WHO'S YOUR DADDY ?WHO'S THE DADDY ?!"

THAT'LL RUIN YOUR DAY.

WHAT DO YOU SAY,

"WHAT THE HELLIS GOING ON HERE ?!"

YOU DON'T WANNACATCH YOUR HUSBAND

SHARING A WARMBUBBLE BATH

WITH HIS NEWBOWLING PARTNER ?

WHAT DO YOUSAY TO THAT ?

YOU WALK IN,

"WHAT THE HELLIS GOING ON HERE ?"

"CALM DOWN HONEY,

"I BOWLEDA PERFECT GAME.

HE BOUGHT ME A DRINK."

THE GUY TURNSAROUND... "AH, HA !

"REMEMBER ME ?

YEAH...DRINK MAN !"

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