RealChixxxChat

  • Season 3 , Ep 15
  • 02/13/2013
  • Views: 24,662

Since the guys don't want to spend another Valentine's Day with each other, they decide that they must meet some real girls. (1:11)

I FELT LIKEI PLAYED THAT EXACTLY RIGHT.

AND SHE STABBED MEIN THE HEAD.

- WHAT CAN I SAY?

ANOTHER VALENTINE'S DAYWITH MY BOYS,

EATING HEART-SHAPED PIZZAFROM RANCHO CUCAPIZZA.

YUMMY.- OH!

- GUYS, WE SHOULD BE EATINGRANCHO CUCA-PENOCHE.

- MM-HMM.

- AND WE DID NOT REHEARSETHAT LISA LOEB SONG

FOR FIVE HOURS NOT TO SERENADE

OUR VALENTINE'S DAY DATES,DUDES.

- THIS IS MAKING ME SADAND I HATE BEING SAD.

LET'S GO DO SOMETHING UN-SAD.

LIKE WATCHING PORNOG TOGETHERON THE BIG SCREEN.

- THAT SOUNDS AWESOME.

- NO! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

PORNO'S THE REASON WE DON'T KNOWHOW TO TALK TO GIRLS.

- WHAT?

- PORNOG...- THANK YOU.

- IS THE REASON WE DON'T KNOWHOW TO TALK TO GIRLS ANYMORE.

OKAY, IT'S MELTED OUR BRAINSINTO...

PORN JUICE OR SOMETHING,I DON'T KNOW.

BUT WE GOT TO MEETREAL CHICKS

OR ELSE WE'RE NEVERGONNA BE REAL MEN.

- OKAY, SURE.

BUT WHERE ARE YOU SUPPOSEDTO MEET REAL CHICKS

WITH 48 HOURSUNTIL THE BIG DAY?

[computer key clacks]

- REALCHIXXXCHAT.COM.

- WEBCAM GIRLS?COME ON.

THIS IS PORNOG, RIGHT?- MM-MM.

- THESE ARE REAL GIRLSTHAT HAPPEN TO BE ONLINE, RIGHT?

LOOKING FOR REAL GUYS LIKE USIN THE REAL WORLD.

- YEAH, THEY'RE REAL CHICKS,THEY'RE JUST SITTING THERE.

SOMETIMES THEY'RE EATING FOOD,SOMETIMES THEY'RE MASTURBATING.

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