Chelsea Handler - European Boyfriend

  • Season 11 , Ep 13
  • 03/08/2007
  • Views: 39,753

Chelsea's British boyfriend was a waste of time. (1:50)

THAT MAKES THEM INTERESTING?

MY CLEANING LADY DOESN'T HAVE A CAR,

BUT SHE HAS A WEB SITE AND A WEEKLY PODCAST.

LIKE, WHAT ISFLORENCIA RANTING ABOUTHOW TO FIT 12 PEOPLE

- INTO AN EL CAMINO? - [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I RECENTLY DATED AN ENGLISH GUY.DID ANYBODY EVER DATE ONE OF

THOSE PIECES OF [BLEEP] LOSERS? WHAT A WASTE OF TIME.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT ISABOUT AN ENGLISH, IRISH,

OR AUSTRALIAN ACCENT THAT MAKES ME JUST WANT TO GET UNDRESSED

- AND HIGH-FIVE MYSELF. - [LAUGHTER]

THAT'S HOW IT WAS WITH MY BOYFRIEND.

THE FIRST TWO MONTHS WERE GREAT 'CAUSE I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD HE SAID.

AFTER TWO YEARS I'M LIKE, STOP TALKING LIKE THAT, OKAY?

TALK LIKE ME, JUST TRY.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

YOU DIRTY UNCIRCUMCISED FREAK.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY DON'T JUST CIRCUMCISEGUYS IN OTHER COUNTRIES.

THEY'RE ALL GONNA END UP IN OUR COUNTRY ANYWAY, OKAY?

DID YOU HEAR THE NEW PHENOMENON THAT'S GOING ON ABOUT

UNCIRCUMCISED PARENTS, THAT THEY'RE LETTING THEIR THE BOYS DECIDE

IF THEY WANT TO GET CIRCUMCISED? IT'S LIKE, OKAY,

IT SHOULDN'T BE UP TO THE BOY. IT SHOULD BE UP TO THE GIRL.

THE ONE THAT'S GONNA BE[BLEEP] HIM IN 15 YEARS.

OKAY, THAT SHOULD BE HER DECISION.

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

ALL HE EVER TALKED ABOUT WAS THREESOMES, HE'S LIKE,

"CHELS, CHELS, TRY IT, YOU'RE REALLY GONNA LIKE IT,

IT'S REALLY POPULAR IN EUROPE."

IT'S LIKE,SO IS DAVID HASSELHOFF.

- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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