[upbeat horn music]
- The time has come for me
to put asidemy creative differences
with Mayor Cutieand attend the concert.
After all, I'm her owner,so I should be entitled
to some of the glory.
- Ever since she got famous,
Mayor Cutie's really changed.
I heard she dyes her fur now.
- Ever since that shysterJoplin arrived, I knew he
and that little [bleep]
would be in cahootsto steal my thunder.
- Our thunder.- [scoffs]
The point is, Joplinis a liar and a bum,
and Mayor Cutie isa fame-seeking, egotistical,
self-serving,pathetic old bitch who--
Mayor Cutie!It's me, Lillian!
Old Lil,your dear old gal?
♪ You look beautiful
Mayor Cutie.Mr. Joplin.
Me, Lillian,the singer!
- And now, I would liketo introduce to you
someone I believe in
almost as muchas I believe in myself.
The legend, Mayor Cutie.
["The Entertainer" playing]
- I'm her owner.
I took a zeppelin all the way
to the Mexican stateof Chihuahua
to buy her from a breeder.
- I named her and then had herlegally elected mayor
of a small townin Rhode Island.
- Arf, arf!Arf, arf!
[crowd booing]Arf, arf!
- Hey, get offthe stage, you dummy.
- It's not her real hair.
- I liked it.
- Ooh.- Yes.