Mitch Fatel - Dr. Fatel

  • Season 11 , Ep 19
  • 04/05/2007
  • Views: 19,992

If he wasn't a comedian, Mitch Fatel would be a doctor. (0:53)

I DON'T KNOW WHAT KINDA JOB I WOULD DO IF I WASN'T FUNNY.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD BE ABLE TO DO.

I THINK I WILL WANNA BE A DOCTOR.

THAT'S A GOOD JOB 'CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE A DOCTOR,

YOU'RE ALLOWED TO ASK GIRLS TO TAKE OFF THEIR CLOTHES.

OH, MY GOD.I WILL WORK ON WEEKENDS.

I WOULD GET IN TROUBLE ON THE FIRST DAY.

LIKE, THIS GIRL WOULD BE LIKE, "DOCTOR, I HAVE A EARACHE."

I WOULD BE LIKE, "HMM. I'M GONNA NEED TO SEE YOUR ASS."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

THEN LIKE A 600-POUND WOMAN WOULD COME IN AND SHE WOULD BE LIKE

"I HAVE A YEAST INFECTION."I WOULD BE LIKE

"YOU SHOULD WALK IT OFF. JUST WALK THAT RIGHT OFF."

[LAUGHTER, WHISTLES & APPLAUSE]

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