Double or Nothin'

  • Season 3 , Ep 14
  • 02/06/2013
  • Views: 4,359

After a few bets fail to pay off for the guys, Ders raises the stakes. (3:01)

THIS IS INSANE.TANYA MICHAELS,

THE POINT GUARDFOR RC SOUTH LADY WOLVES--

ACCORDING TO HERRELATIONSHIP STATUS,

SHE'S NOW SINGLE.

- SHE'S REALLY GOOD TOO.- YEAH.

- WHICH IS GONNA BE MESSINGWITH HER MENTAL GAME.

SHE'S GONNA BE TOTALLYBOY CRAZY ALL OVER THE PLACE.

- ALSO, KEVIN SLATERJUST TWEETED,

"MIDNIGHT TACOS TONIGHT.#YUMMY."

- YEAH, THEY ARE GOOD.- GUYS, THAT'S CRAZY!

HE'S SUPPOSEDTO WRESTLE TOMORROW.

HE'S NOT GONNA BE ABLETO WRESTLE

IF HE'S GOT #DIARRHEA.- "HASHTAG."

THAT'S A POUND SIGN.THAT'S, LIKE, A TWITTER THING.

- ALL RIGHT, DERS,WHY ARE YOU EVEN BOTHERING

WITH STUPIDHIGH SCHOOL KIDS?

INTERNET STALKING?COME ON.

THAT'S BENEATH YOU.- WE'RE NOT STALK--

PAUSE THE GAME FOR A SECOND.

GUYS, I'M LOOKINGFOR AN EDGE RIGHT NOW.

I GOT A SYSTEMTHAT'S ALREADY YIELDED

SIX POSITIVEEXPECTATION WAGERS,

AND THAT'S--THAT'S A REAL THING.

- UGH, THESE HIGH SCHOOLFOOTBALL PLAYERS

HAVE BOY BODIES...I'D DESTROY THEM.

I HAVE A MAN BODY.I'M BORDERLINE DAD BODY.

I HAVE SHOULDER HAIRS.

ACTUALLY, I FOUNDA GRAY ONE THE OTHER DAY.

- DERS, YOU QUIT GAMBLING'CAUSE YOU LOST ALL YOUR MONEY.

WHY WOULD YOU GO BACK?

- THOSE WERE SCRATCH-OFFS.OKAY?

THOSE ARE RANDOM.YOU JUST SCRATCH.

YOU DON'T KNOWWHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET!

- YOU DON'T KNOW.- THIS IS HIGH SCHOOL SPORTS.

- HE KNOWS.

- I'M A FORMERHIGH SCHOOL ATHLETE, GUYS.

- YEAH, YOU WERE GOOD.

YOU SORT OF PEAKEDIN HIGH SCHOOL.

- OH, MAN, DIDN'T WE ALL,THOUGH?

- YEAH.YEAH, WE DID.

- HERE THEY COME.YO!

- DIDN'T THINKI'D HEAR FROM YOU SO SOON.

- BET YOU DID.

- WELL PLAYED.

- CHECK IT OUT.

- MY MAN![crowd cheering]

- OHH!

all: OHH!

[buzzer]

[overlapping chatter]

- HEY, TOOTHPICK!

[laughter]

- ♪ I'M THE NUMBER ONE

♪ BUT I AIN'T TRYINGTO BE THAT NUMBER ♪

♪ I'M JUST HERETO BEAT IT UP ♪

♪ I JUST CAME TO LAYTHE LAW, MY GIRL ♪

♪ I'M ALL ABOUT MY CHEESE

♪ I'M TALKIN''BOUT THE KARMA ♪

♪ I DON'T WANT NO BABY MAMA

♪ I DON'T WANTTHAT KIND OF DRAMA, NAH ♪

♪ NUMBER ONE, I AIN'T TRYINGTO BE THAT NUMBER, GIRL ♪

♪ I'M HERE TO BEAT IT UP

♪ I JUST CAME TO LAY THE LAW,MY GIRL ♪

♪ I'M ALL ABOUT MY CHEESE

♪ I'M TALKIN''BOUT THE KARMA ♪

♪ I DON'T WANT NO BABY MAMA

♪ I DON'T WANTTHAT KIND OF DRAMA, NAH ♪

- HE DOESN'T HAVE THE BALLSTO GRAB TITTIES.

- RESPECT YOURSELF.

[all cheer]

- WHOO!- WHOO!

- WHOO!- WHOO!

- WHOO!- WHATEVER.

- GREAT, WE JUST LOSTALL OUR MONEY.

THERE GOES MY IGUANA FUND.

- WELL, BOYS,IT WAS A PLEASURE

DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU.

- WAIT. OH, WAIT, WAIT.HANG ON, HANG ON, HANG ON.

LET'S GO DOUBLE OR NOTHING,JUST SO WE CAN BREAK EVEN.

- YOU DON'T HAVEANYTHING TO BET.

- YES, I DO.

I'M WILLING TO BET MY 'VO

ON THE HOMECOMING GAME.

[all snicker]

- RC SOUTH IS GONNARUN AWAY WITH IT, OKAY?

NORTH CAN'T STOP BELLY BELK.

PLUS, YOUR CAR SUCKS, SO...- MY CAR SUCKS? OH...

- YEAH.- SUCKS.

- IT DOES.- WELL, YEAH?

WHAT IF WE BETFOR RC SOUTH TO LOSE?

- WHAT?- YEAH.

- YOU'RE BETTINGAGAINST BILLY BELK?

- HE'S--HE'S,UH, OVERRATED.

- WOW.- I THINK WE DO IT.

- DERS HAS A BET.

- [laughs]- ALL RIGHT!

- ALL RIGHT, YEAH![overlapping chatter]

- OKAY, COOL.- IT'S ALL FUN.

- ENJOY.- SEE YOU AT THE BET!

- YEAH.- SEE YOU GUYS AT THE BET.

- ARE YOU CRAZY?

YOU'RE BETTING AGAINST BILLY.- YEAH.

BECAUSE WE'RE GONNAGET BILLY SO DRUNK TONIGHT

THAT HE'S NOT EVENGONNA BE ABLE

TO SHOW UPTO THE GAME TOMORROW.

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