Beautiful Building

Season 1 , Ep 1 07/11/10 Views: 43,724

You can make a homeless man feel good about himself by putting a chandelier in his cardboard box. (2:09)

RUSSELL SIMMONSIN THE HOUSE, Y'ALL!

[cheers and applause]YEAH.

MM. MM.

I JUST WANTTO HIT YOUR HAND,

AND I WAS HOPING YOU WOULD,LIKE, HIT MY HAND

AND LEAVE A $1,000 BILL INMY HAND OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

BUT YOU AIN'T LEAVE NOTHING!

[laughter]

[cheers and applause]

RICH BASTARD!

MAN!

DJ CASSIDY, WE ARE BLESSED.- WE ARE.

- HOW MANY PEOPLE GET A CHANCETO PERFORM UNDER CHANDELIERS?

THEY NEED TO PUT THE CHANDELIERIN A CARDBOARD BOX.

THEN WE'LL BRINGA HOMELESS GUY

AND MAKE HIM FEEL GOODABOUT HIMSELF.

WE ARE BLESSED, MAN.

THIS ISA BEAUTIFUL BUILDING, MAN.

I'M TELLING YOU,COMEDIANS, WE PERFORM

IN SOME RAGGEDY-ASSCOMEDY CLUBS, RIGHT?

YOU DJ IN RAGGEDY-ASS CLUBSALL THE TIME, RIGHT, CASSIDY?

- OF COURSE. OF COURSE.- RAGGEDY-ASS CLUBS!

THIS IS A BLESSINGRIGHT HERE.

THIS IS A BLESSING,MR. RUSSELL SIMMONS.

YOU UNDERSTAND, SIR?IT'S A BLESSING!

BELIEVE ME, MAN,

I'M A RAGGEDY-ASS-CLUBCONNOISSEUR.

IF YOUR CLOTHES GET DIRTYIN THE PARKING LOT,

IT'S JUST AS NASTY AND RAGGEDYINSIDE THAT DAMN CLUB.

GET OUT THE CAR, SOMEBODY'S DOGIS FOLLOWING YOU AROUND.

WHO DAMN DOG IS THIS?

GET YOUR ASS OUT OF HERE!

GET YOUR ASS OUT OF HERE!

CUT THIS DAMN GRASS!

WHY THIS DAMN GRASSSO LONG?

THIS IS CRAZY.WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

WE GOT A SNAKE OUT HERE.

WHY IS THERE A SNAKEIN THE DAMN PARKING LOT?

GET YOUR ASS OUT OF HERE![imitates dog yelping]

WHO DAMN DOG IS THIS?

THERE'S A SNAKE OUT HEREIN THE PARKING LOT!

WHY YOU GOT SNAKESIN THE PARKING LOT?

WHO DAMN DOG IS THIS?

GET YOUR ASS OUT OF HERE.

IT'S LIKE YOU STEPPIN'IN A DAMN BEAR TRAP.

OUCH!

WHY IS THERE A BEAR TRAPIN THE PARKING LOT?

OUCH!

WHO DAMN DOG IS THIS?

THERE'S A DAMN SNAKE,A BEAR TRAP,

AND A DAMN DOGIN THE PARKING LOT!

WHAT IS GOING ONAROUND HERE?

CUT THIS DAMN GRASS!

GOT A DAMN BEAR TRAP.

WHAT IS A BEAR TRAP DOINGIN THE PARKING LOT?

[cheers and applause]

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