Jake Johannsen - Military

Weinstein, Hobbs Season 2, Ep 17 05/20/1993 Views: 1,350

Jake thinks about being gay. (2:23)

Thank you.

The show that doesnot discriminate

based on race, orsex, or anything.

Age.

Any of that stuff.

Which reminds me that whole gaysin the military debate that's

going on.

I can't understand that.

They're debatingon whether or not

to allow gays in the military.

Surprise.

They're already in the military.

I mean, why don't wedebate whether or not

we're going to allowpigeons in New York City.

You know.

They're already here.

I'm not saying that gay peopleare like pigeons, although they

do both seem to beattracted to brownstones.

Um, but actually.

Actually, I, I I, uh, Idon't have any problem

with gay people inthe military at all.

I would keep theout of baseball.

No, that's a joke.

I-- as a matter of fact,I have no problem gays.

In fact, I've thoughtabout being gay myself.

You know, you have a fightwith your girlfriend,

I have a fight withher and I'm all upset,

and then I'm out at theball game with my buddy,

and I'm thinking, hey wouldn'tit just be so much simpler

if he and I could justwork out some kind of way--

-Whoa.JAKE JOHANNSEN: That we could--

-Whoa.

Whoa.

Wait a-- Whoa.

Time out.

What are you talking about?

JAKE JOHANNSEN: What?

-We're at the ballgame,we're watching the game,

and you're notwatching the game.

You're thinking about like,smooching me or something.

What are you talking about?

JAKE JOHANNSEN: Hey.

Well.

For.

Hey.

OK, first of all I smooch.

I didn't say that.

And second of all, Iwasn't talking about you.

-But, I'm--

JAKE JOHANNSEN: It's not--it's not about you, man.

It's not about you.

-Really?

JAKE JOHANNSEN: Yeah.

-Well, who?

JAKE JOHANNSEN: I don'tthink that matters, OK?

I mean, we're in the--

-What do you meanit doesn't matter?

I'm home.

You're at a ballgame without me.

You're there with some beefcake,having sexual fantasies?

JAKE JOHANNSEN: Hey.

-While you're in theseventh inning stretch.

JAKE JOHANNSEN: Hey.Well.

Hey, wait a second.

I didn't.

Now.

There's no beefcake,and no sexual fantasies.

I just said I was having afight with my girlfriend,

and, and I thought--

-Fine.

Fine.

You can twist yourwords however you want.

I know what I heard.

JAKE JOHANNSEN: Listen--

-I hate you.

Don't ever touch me again.

JAKE JOHANNSEN: I'm-- I'm sorry.

OK.

I think we can, I thinkwe can work this out.

We'll go back, and we'll talk.

I have to bring outthe first comedian OK?

-It's the firstcomedian, isn't it?

JAKE JOHANNSEN: It isnot the first comedian.

Just go in the back, and I'lltalk to you in a little bit.

OK.

It's-- it's all right.

Just go in the back.